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If you have faith-
#1
If you have faith-
You just might be stupid enough to kill yourself:

Quote:Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus Did, Drowns In front Of Congregation



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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#2
RE: If you have faith-
Facepalm
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#3
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First snake handlers, now this guy... What next, volcano divers?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#4
RE: If you have faith-
That's the funny thing about water, you can FUCKING DROWN IN IT, IDIOT -_-
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#5
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(July 30, 2015 at 11:57 am)Lucanus Wrote: First snake handlers, now this guy... What next, volcano divers?

Actually the story references another time when a guy walks into a lions den...thinking he wouldn't be attacked.

We need to start encouraging faith.  They'll do the hard work for us  Wink
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#6
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*Slow clap*
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#7
If you have faith-
Good riddance.
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#8
RE: If you have faith-
I've already heard such a walking on water story almost 2,years ago. Is this a new case?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#9
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(July 30, 2015 at 12:48 pm)Alex K Wrote: I've already heard such a walking on water story years ago. Is this a new case?

Looks like it was just a few days ago.  Wouldn't surprise me if there's a ton of stories like this, but that the religious community tries to keep them under wraps.
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#10
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If I tried that here in Nebraska I think I'd do it in January or February. My chances of survival would increase dramatically. Wouldn't necessarily be near as miraculous but there ya go. Probably claim that god sent the sub zero temps for the past month as and answer to my plea.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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