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If you have faith-
#11
RE: If you have faith-
(July 30, 2015 at 1:03 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: If I tried that here in Nebraska I think I'd do it in January or February. My chances of survival would increase dramatically. Wouldn't necessarily be near as miraculous  but there ya go. Probably claim that god sent the sub zero temps for the past month as and answer to my plea.

Having witnessed the Ice here in Lincoln, I'd go a little farther north.  I'm originally from SD.  Ice gets thick enough to drive your SUV on the lake.  Still not a huge fan though, I've known a couple people who fell in.  Sad
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#12
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*collects self*

So sad.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#13
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(July 30, 2015 at 1:07 pm)Spooky Wrote:
(July 30, 2015 at 1:03 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: If I tried that here in Nebraska I think I'd do it in January or February. My chances of survival would increase dramatically. Wouldn't necessarily be near as miraculous  but there ya go. Probably claim that god sent the sub zero temps for the past month as and answer to my plea.

Having witnessed the Ice here in Lincoln, I'd go a little farther north.  I'm originally from SD.  Ice gets thick enough to drive your SUV on the lake.  Still not a huge fan though, I've known a couple people who fell in.  Sad
Yea, growing up in N Platte about once every 3 to 4 years some yahoo would drive out on the lake and fall through. We'd try to find out when the vehicle was going to be retrieved and make a day of it watching. Hilarity would always ensue!
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(July 30, 2015 at 1:15 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 30, 2015 at 1:07 pm)Spooky Wrote: Having witnessed the Ice here in Lincoln, I'd go a little farther north.  I'm originally from SD.  Ice gets thick enough to drive your SUV on the lake.  Still not a huge fan though, I've known a couple people who fell in.  Sad
Yea, growing up in N Platte about once every 3 to 4 years some yahoo would drive out on the lake and fall through. We'd try to find out when the vehicle was going to be retrieved and make a day of it watching. Hilarity would always ensue!

Some of those operations are pretty slick.  They've got it figured out pretty well.  The only problem, besides the fact that your car is totaled, is in SD I know you get a fine for everyday your car is in the lake.
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#15
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Regardless of your stance on religion, how effed up did this guy have to be to think that he was actually Christ?!
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#16
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Fucking hell Sad
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#17
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(July 30, 2015 at 1:20 pm)Arrogant Christian Wrote: Regardless of your stance on religion, how effed up did this guy have to be to think that he was actually Christ?!

Quote:Luke 17:6
And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.

I doubt he thought he was god, so much as he thought he had sufficient faith.
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#18
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I love stories like this.  I'm thinking of collecting them and just flooding Facebook with them. After all, Xtians like these are their own worst enemy. They are their own anti-propaganda!  
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#19
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LOL heard this one a few years ago. Just seems to be a story that has been recycled with no bylines or citations.

http://hoaxes.org/weblog/comments/pastor...k_on_water
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#20
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(July 30, 2015 at 2:07 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: LOL heard this one a few years ago.  Just seems to be a story that has been recycled with no bylines or citations.

http://hoaxes.org/weblog/comments/pastor...k_on_water

Heh, fair enough.

Sad fact is though, I believe there are people stupid enough to do this.
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