The Taboo of Number Two

[LastPoet]

I will never forgive you for getting me to watch that.  Just look at my breakfast all over the floor.  And after starting off in such a promising fashion too.  *shivers*

You only have to blame your curiosity. It kills cats, dunno what it does to dogs. You had fair warning.

[Catholic_Lady]

I will never forgive you for getting me to watch that.  Just look at my breakfast all over the floor.  And after starting off in such a promising fashion too.  *shivers*

I was going to warn you against it, and then I saw this and saw that it was too late. You poor thing.

[Thumpalumpacus]

lol, and let's not mention tubgirl

[Whateverist]

Don't care. Tub girl can do her thing free of my prying eyes. In fact I may never look at another naked person as long as I live.

[brewer]

OK went through all the posts and didn't find an answer. I'm bidet curious. Here goes:

Is the water pressure adjustable? Can you change it based on the adhesive quality of the poop?

Are there bidets with pulsating stream options?

Can the steam be adjusted (narrow to wide angle)?

Is there a hand held option (just like a shower head)?

What is the splatter factor radius (if there is one, am I sterilizing the surrounding floor after)? Is there an add on option to reduce splatter?


OK, next question is a short one. If you're pooping in public and there are three or more stalls to choose from (assume they are all unoccupied), which stall are you most likely to choose?

[Whateverist]

The one furthest from the door and all mankind.

[Kingpin]

OK, next question is a short one. If you're pooping in public and there are three or more stalls to choose from (assume they are all unoccupied), which stall are you most likely to choose?

The largest one.  

I know it's for handicap but I feel crammed in the others.  I won't take long, promise!

[Whateverist]

Probably better not to if there is any chance someone really needs it. Had a friend and colleague who was confined to a wheel chair. He explained to me why it really irritated him. Apparently just to pee required catheterization and so great patience on his part. Since he was working within the same time constraints as everyone else, any delay was likely to make him lose it. He always struck me as the most patient person in the world, but apparently that can be a shield that covers for a much more tense situation.

[Catholic_Lady]

OK went through all the posts and didn't find an answer. I'm bidet curious. Here goes:

Is the water pressure adjustable? Can you change it based on the adhesive quality of the poop? Yes. think of it as a mini sprinkler. You can adjust pressure and temperature.

Are there bidets with pulsating stream options? Lol, not that I've personally seen.

Can the steam be adjusted (narrow to wide angle)? Only by default. The more pressure you have on it, the wider it gets.

Is there a hand held option (just like a shower head)? Not on any bidet I've personally seen.

What is the splatter factor radius (if there is one, am I sterilizing the surrounding floor after)? Is there an add on option to reduce splatter? You're sitting on the bidet, so your butt is covering it up. The splash goes on your butt but does not escape out onto the floor. At least not if you do it right I guess.


OK, next question is a short one. If you're pooping in public and there are three or more stalls to choose from (assume they are all unoccupied), which stall are you most likely to choose? Handycapped stall because it's bigger, further away, and tends to be cleaner because less people use it. If there is no handycapped stall, I just take whichever stall is furthest away from the sinks/etc and cleanest looking. What about you?

[QuarkDriven]

Poo-pourri is great for hiding the smell.

But it has a long lasting, unique smell of its own. So you end up with a 30 minute broadcast of "Hey, everyone, I just pooped."

LOL! I've never used it...