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Rapture September 2015
#91
RE: Rapture September 2015
(August 20, 2015 at 9:36 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: [Image: bxq19.gif]

Great choice of a gif by the way, genius. May I remind you that in "Toy Story" Buzz - the character, who's words you've chosen as your reply - is a deluded toy, who thinks he's a real space-man, due to a complete misapprehension of reality on his part; and Woody is the frustrated one trying to talk some sense into him. In the end - SPOILER ALERT - Buzz recognizes that he'd been a moron and goes into depression, so - good luck with that...

ROFLOL

Yeah, I guess you're not quite mature enough to comprehend the subtleties of cartoons for 6 year olds...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#92
RE: Rapture September 2015
(August 20, 2015 at 10:16 pm)NoFaith2Burn4 Wrote:
(August 20, 2015 at 9:59 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: I'm not here to provide bullshit, NoFaith. Just Catholic Answers as best I can. And I think they would respect my solid responses which are faithful to the Magisterium of the Church (assuming they are of that mindset).

If you have a question about your former faith that bugs you, feel free to ask it here.

Ask a Catholic
http://atheistforums.org/thread-33377-po...#pid942504
You can only have a cognitive disorder for expecting anybody here to care about your shit whatever you think it's worth. No atheist will ever be impressed with your arguments on authority. You need to go start your own forum where there's Catholics who would be interested.

You may be right.

But in the meantime, YOU have questions and objections to Catholicism that you want to ask.

Fire when ready. Tongue
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#93
RE: Rapture September 2015
(August 20, 2015 at 10:32 am)Stimbo Wrote: Can't fault him for that. The second coming won't happen by itself.

With all the christers sucking him off daily I don't think it's be the second...
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#94
RE: Rapture September 2015
(August 20, 2015 at 10:17 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(August 20, 2015 at 9:36 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: [Image: bxq19.gif]

Great choice of a gif by the way, genius. May I remind you that in "Toy Story" Buzz - the character, who's words you've chosen as your reply - is a deluded toy, who thinks he's a real space-man and Woody is the frustrated one trying to talk some sense into him. In the end - SPOILER ALERT - Buzz recognizes that he'd been a moron and goes into depression, so - good luck with that...


Yeah, I guess you're not quite mature enough to comprehend the subtleties of cartoons for 6 year olds...

Since you're still in high school, I guess it hasn't been that long ago that your mommy was popping that video into the VCR to keep you quiet for a couple of hours so that she could have some peace and quiet in the house.

I, on the other hand, had to sit through that movie a bazillion times for the same reason your mom did. Consequently, I know that while Buzz had to eventually come to terms with his true identity as a toy, his true courage was anything but delusional, and he eventually helped Woody to save the day for Andy and the other toys.

So, despite your attempt at a DEEP psychological profile of a cartoon character [Image: rolleyes.gif], you're still a sad, strange little man.
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#95
RE: Rapture September 2015
(August 20, 2015 at 10:27 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: [...]
I, on the other hand, had to sit through that movie a bazillion times [...].

And yet - you still didn't get it. ROFLOL

Maybe try one more time and this time - ask some 5 year old to explain it to you...

And then - try the same with the damn bible. You might realize you've got that fairy-tale just as wrong.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#96
RE: Rapture September 2015
(August 20, 2015 at 10:34 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(August 20, 2015 at 10:27 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: [...]
I, on the other hand, had to sit through that movie a bazillion times [...].

And yet - you still didn't get it. ROFLOL

Maybe try one more time and this time - ask some 5 year old to explain it to you...

And then - try the same with the damn bible. You might realize you've got that fairy-tale just as wrong.

It just hit me why this is so personal for you...you're still sleeping on Toy Story sheets, aren't you?
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#97
RE: Rapture September 2015
(August 20, 2015 at 10:37 pm)Randy Carson Wrote:
(August 20, 2015 at 10:34 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: And yet - you still didn't get it. ROFLOL

Maybe try one more time and this time - ask some 5 year old to explain it to you...

And then - try the same with the damn bible. You might realize you've got that fairy-tale just as wrong.

It just hit me why this is so personal for you...you're still sleeping on Toy Story sheets, aren't you?

Randy, I've noticed you've been getting quite snarky lately. Far, far more than when you first came here. Is our refusal to buy your snake oil really getting to you that badly?
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#98
RE: Rapture September 2015
I suspect that if the "rapture" actually happens it will be a LOT of Christians being left behind to continue annoying the rest of us.

I can picture televangelists screaming for money after it happens so they can buy a ticket to heaven.

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#99
RE: Rapture September 2015
(August 20, 2015 at 10:43 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:
(August 20, 2015 at 10:37 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: It just hit me why this is so personal for you...you're still sleeping on Toy Story sheets, aren't you?

Randy, I've noticed you've been getting quite snarky lately. Far, far more than when you first came here. Is our refusal to buy your snake oil really getting to you that badly?

Nah...I've just lowered my standards in order to fit in better. I won't really feel like I belong until I can post highly offensive memes that have little relevance whatsoever to the discussion at hand, though.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(August 20, 2015 at 10:50 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Nah...I've just lowered my standards in order to fit in better.

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