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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 21, 2015 at 1:22 am
(August 20, 2015 at 11:59 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: (August 19, 2015 at 10:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: <stupid meme deleted>
Min, seriously...you're a grown man sitting alone in your apartment searching the web for anti-Catholic memes to try to upset me? Is this what your anger has reduced you to?
God's plan for you is waaaay better than that. He forgives all who ask.
You'd be surprised how little time it takes to find a good one. Google Image is wonderful.
But thank you for providing the continued opportunity to insult you and stupid fucking criminal church. Asshole.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 21, 2015 at 1:25 am
(August 21, 2015 at 1:22 am)Minimalist Wrote: (August 20, 2015 at 11:59 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Min, seriously...you're a grown man sitting alone in your apartment searching the web for anti-Catholic memes to try to upset me? Is this what your anger has reduced you to?
God's plan for you is waaaay better than that. He forgives all who ask.
You'd be surprised how little time it takes to find a good one. Google Image is wonderful.
But thank you for providing the continued opportunity to insult you and stupid fucking criminal church. Asshole.
How old were you when you left the Catholic Church, Min?
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 5:36 am
(August 20, 2015 at 11:59 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Min, seriously...you're a grown man sitting alone in your apartment searching the web for anti-Catholic memes to try to upset me? Is this what your anger has reduced you to?
God's plan for you is waaaay better than that. He forgives all who ask.
How can you possibly know that? God's plan for Judas involved him betraying Jesus and hanging himself. What if his plan for Min involves him sitting in his apartment, posting anti-catholic memes and calling you a "dumb deluded f***"?
God works in mysterious ways... 
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 5:45 am
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(August 21, 2015 at 12:04 am)Randy Carson Wrote: Eventually, he became a doctor...of the Church.
Humanity would have been better served if he'd became a doctor - of medicine.
But I rather like this quote of his - if he really said it, that is. But as Giordano Bruno said: Se non è vero, è molto ben trovato.
Quote:Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Saint Augustine
So probably his conversion happened when he no longer could get it up.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 10:03 am
(August 22, 2015 at 5:36 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: (August 20, 2015 at 11:59 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Min, seriously...you're a grown man sitting alone in your apartment searching the web for anti-Catholic memes to try to upset me? Is this what your anger has reduced you to?
God's plan for you is waaaay better than that. He forgives all who ask.
How can you possibly know that? God's plan for Judas involved him betraying Jesus and hanging himself.
What if his plan for Min involves him sitting in his apartment, posting anti-catholic memes and calling you a "dumb deluded f***"?
God works in mysterious ways...
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 10:18 am
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(August 22, 2015 at 10:03 am)Randy Carson Wrote:
Ooooh - passive-aggressive silent treatment. I like it.
Well played.  
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 3:31 pm
Ah, the old argumentum ad emoticon, eh? Fair enough:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 3:52 pm
I think he's getting tired, poor chap. I really hope so - he's all over AF like a particularly deluded rash.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
August 22, 2015 at 4:00 pm
(August 22, 2015 at 3:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ah, the old argumentum ad emoticon, eh? Fair enough:
It's weird that you keep doing that in public, Steve.
Are you getting ready to interview for the open job at Subway?
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