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What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
(August 26, 2015 at 8:03 pm)professor Wrote: It is more complicated than just a tie in.
The Vatican top astronomer Guy Consolmagno and planetary scientist (awarded the Carl Sagan medal) is looking for the UFOs via Vatican telescopes in Arizona.
 Their view is that the aliens are advanced beyond us and are coming as saviors.
The pope has offered to baptize them when they arrive. (you think I am kidding[...]

No. We think you're bat-sh*t crazy. Wacky
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
Ixnay on the cray cray until we has him in the netses.
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So I am crazy because I told you things the pope and his astronomer have stated publicly?
Or is it that I told you the aliens are from another dimension NOT another world.

Can't you see how the Vatican is tied to all this stuff?

If in it's first new session, the UN members decide to split Israel on the 15th, you can expect the worldwide earthquake immediately.

Just as Noah was given 7 days to bury and mourn the death of Methuselah (whose name meant- when he dies- it comes) after Noah and his family were told to "Enter the ark", and 7 days later God closed the door- the people of the world now, will have 7 days to bury the dead and mourn.

That will be your signal the ark door of the Rapture will close.
You have that time to repent, turn to God with your whole heart (I mean your WHOLE heart), accept what Jesus did for you- in your place.
Pray that you are accounted worthy to ESCAPE the worst time in history and join us who leave.
You will have no reward for service, but will have obeyed God and enter into the Joy of the Lord.

Seeing the Vatican destroyed, the False Prophet may have to shack up with the Antichrist in the white house when he gets here.
The kids will be gone, what fun the trio of homosexuals can concoct with the place to themselves.
They could even invite friends to their Circle Jerk.
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Yes, Prof, all of that is -exactly- why you're crazy. You also lack conviction and fortitude.....are these the fruits by which I should know the tree?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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I have been here 2 years and lack fortitude? And conviction? Are You Serious?
Lacking those, I would have thrown the towel in about you guys quite a while ago.
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Your continued presence -demonstrates- your lack of conviction and fortitude.  We've been over this. I don;t expect you to disappear when these predictions fail anymore than you did the last time....though it would be nice, seeing as you'll be staying, to see you insist that the world really did end on your dates whether we noticed it or not......-that- might show a little bit of character, though you'll still be just as crazy.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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No, prof. You are ill. Not accepting that doesn't change how you appear to the outside world. Obviously you have a circle of likeminded individuals and my only hope is that none of them is or ever gets into a position of power. Especially not in the USA or any other nuclear country.
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Of course it will be sad for you when you ascend to heaven and look back as the rest of us meet our fate.

https://youtu.be/vTcheaqt0rU
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Come on Whateverist, I want you to escape all that.
How many times do I have to say it?

The greatest turning to the true God, the world has ever seen, will be during the time after the Catching Away.
But Jesus said to pray ALWAYS that you are accounted worthy to ESCAPE it.
(notice it says "Accounted" because our righteousness is of Him).
Being obediently IN Jesus places you IN the Ark II.
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
Don't sweat it. We're not. Go on have a good time. Roast a few marshmallows.
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