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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 10, 2015 at 12:15 am
All the signs are there. Of course when the end times don't come, people will only say that they were mistaken or that there still need to be more signs.

I wonder what people will say when we have space colonies. I don't think Revelations mentions space colonies.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 10, 2015 at 12:22 am
(September 9, 2015 at 3:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ok, who left the cage open?

If he sticks to his word, the cage gets welded shut by the end of the month.
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#243
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 10, 2015 at 9:28 am
Naw, this happened last year. Why do I feel that next october we will be hearing about hot prof made a calculation error and the end of the world is next year?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 10, 2015 at 9:35 am
And the next, and the next...

I can't imagine how frustrating it must be to wait for your most amazing present ever and it never ever arrives. I'm getting pissed off enough having to wait until November for Fallout 4.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 12, 2015 at 12:18 am
I was getting raptured then i was like oh shit i gotta get down then i shouted boobies then i woke up.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 12, 2015 at 10:12 pm
I absolutely will be sticking to my word, and pleasing many of you guys, if October rolls in uneventfully (for the Rapture).
The one caveat I have, is if it does come, and I am allowed to come back for visits-
You guys are way up at the top of my list, but I'll bring presents that you'll like.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 12, 2015 at 10:17 pm (This post was last modified: September 12, 2015 at 10:18 pm by Losty.)
(September 12, 2015 at 10:12 pm)professor Wrote: I absolutely will be sticking to my word, and pleasing many of you guys, if October rolls in uneventfully (for the Rapture).
The one caveat I have, is if it does come, and I am allowed to come back for visits-
You guys are way up at the top of my list, but I'll bring presents that you'll like.

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#248
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 12, 2015 at 10:36 pm
(September 12, 2015 at 10:12 pm)professor Wrote: I absolutely will be sticking to my word, and pleasing many of you guys, if October rolls in uneventfully (for the Rapture).
The one caveat I have, is if it does come, and I am allowed to come back for visits-
You guys are way up at the top of my list, but I'll bring presents that you'll like.

Again I must ask - will you seek professional help if the 23rd rolls by uneventfully?
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 12, 2015 at 10:47 pm
September is nearly half over and so far I have not noticed any improvements as a result of jesus freak assholes flying up to the sky.

Methinks this shalt be another fuck-up by the fuck-ups.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 12, 2015 at 11:23 pm
(September 12, 2015 at 10:17 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 12, 2015 at 10:12 pm)professor Wrote: I absolutely will be sticking to my word, and pleasing many of you guys, if October rolls in uneventfully (for the Rapture).
The one caveat I have, is if it does come, and I am allowed to come back for visits-
You guys are way up at the top of my list, but I'll bring presents that you'll like.

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I know. I've been having some serious lols.

Maybe, he'll say, "Ooops, I made a mistake, my calculations now say that the rapture will take place in two years."

Funny, but truly sad.
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