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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:11 pm
(September 13, 2015 at 4:13 pm)Losty Wrote: But we can still have our rapture orgy...

Somebody get that ark out of dry dock. Big Grin
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:16 pm
(September 13, 2015 at 10:29 pm)professor Wrote: Dr fuzzy, the Darby story is very popular but is false.
Notable Christians from history believed and wrote about the Rapture, long before Darby came along.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:16 pm
(September 14, 2015 at 10:11 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:
(September 13, 2015 at 4:13 pm)Losty Wrote: But we can still have our rapture orgy...

Somebody get that ark out of dry dock. Big Grin

Hell no!

Let's just get a modern ocean liner.  I'm damned if I'll end up with splinters in my butt during an orgy.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:23 pm
I got a few tubs just in case we run out
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:26 pm
Losty, I always thought those things were just for hiding bodies in...

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:26 pm
(September 14, 2015 at 10:16 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 14, 2015 at 10:11 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: Somebody get that ark out of dry dock. Big Grin

Hell no!

Let's just get a modern ocean liner.  I'm damned if I'll end up with splinters in my butt during an orgy.

With you and Losty there I'd be happy with a fiberglass canoe. Angel
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:27 pm
(September 14, 2015 at 10:26 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:
(September 14, 2015 at 10:16 pm)Beccs Wrote: Hell no!

Let's just get a modern ocean liner.  I'm damned if I'll end up with splinters in my butt during an orgy.

With you and Losty there I'd be happy with a fiberglass canoe. Angel

Make it like American beer?

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:28 pm
(September 14, 2015 at 9:59 pm)Lek Wrote: I didn't read all 80 zillion posts on in this thread, but "not to worry".  Nobody knows when it will be except God himself.  I can't relax, though.  I keep worrying that it will happen in the next second, then the next, then the next...........

Sucks to be you.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:31 pm
(September 14, 2015 at 10:26 pm)Beccs Wrote: Losty, I always thought those things were just for hiding bodies in...

That is a real 55 gallon drum of lube that is actually for sale for a little under $2000
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 15, 2015 at 1:21 am
(September 14, 2015 at 10:31 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 14, 2015 at 10:26 pm)Beccs Wrote: Losty, I always thought those things were just for hiding bodies in...

That is a real 55 gallon drum of lube that is actually for sale for a little under $2000


Oh hell yeah.  That'd save a bundle over buying it a tube at a time for a year.
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