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Rapture September 2015
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#471
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 3:01 pm
What if the rapture happened but no-one made the grade?



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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 3:16 pm
The prof has to go.  He BELIEVES so hard!
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 3:58 pm
CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: NOT STARTED. PLEASE CHECK SOON FOR FURTHER UPDATES.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 4:06 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2015 at 4:07 pm by Whateverist.)
HELP please! At this very moment I am on a bus naked with a bunch of people I never met before. There are a shitload of buses all crammed with butt naked people. One minute I was looking down at my cloths receding into the distance the next thing I knew I'm on this bus. Oh, never mind. Losty just appeared here in the seat next to mine. If this bus be a rockin', don't come a knockin'.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 4:08 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 3:58 pm)Iroscato Wrote: CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: NOT STARTED. PLEASE CHECK SOON FOR FURTHER UPDATES.

I detect a pattern, here.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 4:09 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 4:06 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: HELP please!  At this very moment I am on a bus naked with a bunch of people I never met before.  There are a shitload of buses all crammed with butt naked people.  One minute I was looking down at my cloths receding into the distance the next thing I knew I'm on this bus.  Oh, never mind.  Losty just appeared here in the seat next to mine.  If this bus be a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 4:15 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 3:58 pm)Iroscato Wrote: CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: NOT STARTED. PLEASE CHECK SOON FOR FURTHER UPDATES.


CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: STILL REMAINS ANCIENT TRIBAL GOAT HERDER MYTHOLOGY. UPDATES WILL CONTINUE TO BE NONEXISTENT.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 4:16 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 4:09 pm)lkingpinl Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 4:06 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: HELP please!  At this very moment I am on a bus naked with a bunch of people I never met before.  There are a shitload of buses all crammed with butt naked people.  One minute I was looking down at my cloths receding into the distance the next thing I knew I'm on this bus.  Oh, never mind.  Losty just appeared here in the seat next to mine.  If this bus be a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

Make sure Vorlon's not behind you Wink

He's one hard slam on the brakes away from a truly religious experience...
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 4:17 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 4:16 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 4:09 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: Make sure Vorlon's not behind you Wink

He's one hard slam on the brakes away from a truly religious experience...

Dude, I was eating.....
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 4:17 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 4:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 3:58 pm)Iroscato Wrote: CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: NOT STARTED. PLEASE CHECK SOON FOR FURTHER UPDATES.

I detect a pattern, here.

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Oh shit. Min used an emoticon.

CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: IT'S HAPPENING MOTHERFUCKERS, HOLD ONTO YER BUTTS.
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