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Rapture September 2015
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#491
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 8:12 pm
I heard the Y2K was coming back. It is written.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 8:19 pm
(September 23, 2015 at 8:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I just had to update my security software.

is that one of the signs ?

"As the sun descended upon Kapersky in the East, three letters - AVG - bubbled to the surface, made of blood.  'Avast!' cried the Lord.  'Thou that turn thine eye from my holy firewall shalt be thrown into the furnace!  But those who believe in Me, who spread the Word, shall be my BitDefenders!  Let the day when the fourth blood moon rises and Esets be the Day of Reckoning!'"
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#493
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 8:26 pm
(September 23, 2015 at 8:05 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Obama not shot, pope's healing powers not on display.  Here's my surprised face :-|

Here, use mine. I made it myself earlier you know.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 8:30 pm
Fecking adorable
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 8:36 pm
(September 23, 2015 at 8:26 pm)It oscato Wrote:
(September 23, 2015 at 8:05 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Obama not shot, pope's healing powers not on display.  Here's my surprised face :-|

Here, use mine. I made it myself earlier you know.

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I have a sudden urge to see you mimic this:

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 8:38 pm
Yesssss!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#497
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 9:04 pm
As you wish.

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#498
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 9:09 pm
Wait!

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It's happening!

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 9:13 pm
You're the man, Iro Big Grin
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 9:36 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2015 at 9:38 pm by Losty.)
(September 23, 2015 at 8:26 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Here, use mine. I made it myself earlier you know.

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(September 23, 2015 at 9:04 pm)Iroscato Wrote: As you wish.

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I need to save these for future use if you don't mind
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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