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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 25, 2015 at 8:22 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Beccs Wrote: A Christian bride gave her father, who happens to be a pastor, a certificate of purity on her wedding day.
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http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyath...-a-virgin/
Does anyone else find this more than a little creepy?
What is it with the religious obsession with virginity - especially female virginity?
Its probably the fathers alibi once she gives birth to a mutant incest child.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 25, 2015 at 8:38 pm
(October 25, 2015 at 7:29 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: (October 25, 2015 at 6:26 pm)Faith No More Wrote: It's like you enjoy living under a rock. 
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Let me fix that...
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Sounds like orc mischief to me.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 26, 2015 at 3:10 am
(October 25, 2015 at 7:57 pm)Losty Wrote: (October 25, 2015 at 6:10 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: That's not true per biblical practices. The girl's father took a cloth and rammed it up his daughter's vagina, breaking her hymen and pulling out the bloody cloth. That was visible proof that she was a virgin just before she got married for the first time. He then kept the bloody cloth and would produce it as evidence if her husband claimed that she wasn't a virgin. The Mary story omits that part because it doesn't mention her father.
That is disgusting
It's biblical.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 26, 2015 at 3:17 am
(This post was last modified: October 26, 2015 at 3:18 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Sounds like a test devised by a con artist to serve said con artists needs. Pretty sure you can produce some blood by shoving just about -anything- into that orifice, virgin or not. A fistful of woolen blanket aint exactly smooth.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 26, 2015 at 3:35 am
(October 26, 2015 at 3:17 am)Rhythm Wrote: Sounds like a test devised by a con artist to serve said con artists needs. Pretty sure you can produce some blood by shoving just about -anything- into that orifice, virgin or not. A fistful of woolen blanket aint exactly smooth. It only counted for the first marriage. When her original husband bit the dust she was passed along to the next brother. If he was really young she had to wait until he reached the proper age.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 26, 2015 at 3:59 am
(This post was last modified: October 26, 2015 at 3:59 am by The Grand Nudger.)
LOL, gotta mention, btw, that I love how the excerpt you offered ends with instructions for a payout, as these sorts of instructions invariably do.
"I've got a bloody cloth, you owe me a hundred shekels, schmuck".
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 28, 2015 at 3:19 am
(October 26, 2015 at 3:59 am)Rhythm Wrote: LOL, gotta mention, btw, that I love how the excerpt you offered ends with instructions for a payout, as these sorts of instructions invariably do.
"I've got a bloody cloth, you owe me a hundred shekels, schmuck".
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