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November 9, 2015 at 7:14 am
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(November 8, 2015 at 2:13 pm)houseofcantor Wrote: Fire him. Guy makes all this noise to be a mod...
(that's as far as I get before the giggles get me.) 
It was let him become a mod... or he'd become Turtlezilla. My compatriots made the right decision.
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November 9, 2015 at 8:34 am
(November 9, 2015 at 7:14 am)Violet Wrote: (November 8, 2015 at 2:13 pm)houseofcantor Wrote: Fire him. Guy makes all this noise to be a mod...
(that's as far as I get before the giggles get me.)
It was let him become a mod... or he'd become Turtlezilla. My compatriots made the right decision.
Whatever happened to "we don't negotiate with terrorists?" 
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November 9, 2015 at 11:20 am
Wait til he comes back and sees y'all been talking about him. Heads will roll.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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November 9, 2015 at 11:55 am
I was never here. My account was hacked, yeah, that's it.
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November 9, 2015 at 12:31 pm
(November 9, 2015 at 8:34 am)houseofcantor Wrote: Whatever happened to "we don't negotiate with terrorists?"
That isn't a policy here... and it isn't us we were concerned about. It's Tokyo.
And it's not that we're worried about Tokyo. It's that we were worried about what would happen when the Turtlezilla finished with Tokyo.
So... it was actually us we were concerned about... but only in a vague 'better safe than sorry' sorta sense, and all the moreso because it wasn't like we had to drop a shitton of money onto his face like little miniature atom bombs to our finances: all we had to do was paint him green, and literally everything else was okay.
So... it's all fine now. And it's going to be fine. Unless he taps his little turtle feet into Ireland, ah reckon we'll all be okay. You won't like him when he's attacked X__X Or made fun of.... Or greeted cordially in the street... or sees the color red.....
So, nothing to worry about, yknow?
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RE: No internet
November 9, 2015 at 12:39 pm
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(November 9, 2015 at 11:20 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: Wait til he comes back and sees y'all been talking about him. Heads will roll.
Rolling heads around like a kitten with a ball of yarn... is more of my thing.
He'll introduce you to the concept of 'Rolling Shells'. Let me provide for you an example-of-sorts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSJB4S-6_4Y
@the recorder's reaction to ^ :
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November 9, 2015 at 1:27 pm
I'm a little embarassed to admit how much I depend on the internet. I could hardly go a day without it and not go crazy. 
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November 9, 2015 at 1:38 pm
(November 9, 2015 at 12:31 pm)Violet Wrote: (November 9, 2015 at 8:34 am)houseofcantor Wrote: Whatever happened to "we don't negotiate with terrorists?"
That isn't a policy here... and it isn't us we were concerned about. It's Tokyo.
And it's not that we're worried about Tokyo. It's that we were worried about what would happen when the Turtlezilla finished with Tokyo.
So... it was actually us we were concerned about... but only in a vague 'better safe than sorry' sorta sense, and all the moreso because it wasn't like we had to drop a shitton of money onto his face like little miniature atom bombs to our finances: all we had to do was paint him green, and literally everything else was okay.
So... it's all fine now. And it's going to be fine. Unless he taps his little turtle feet into Ireland, ah reckon we'll all be okay. You won't like him when he's attacked X__X Or made fun of.... Or greeted cordially in the street... or sees the color red.....
So, nothing to worry about, yknow?
A turtle in Ireland? His shell will amplify the sound of bagpipes. Then what will we do? don't fire him. Don't talk about him. Kiss his lovely ass. do whatever he wants but please don't let him be a turtle in Ireland.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: No internet
November 9, 2015 at 1:40 pm
(November 9, 2015 at 11:55 am)houseofcantor Wrote: I was never here. My account was hacked, yeah, that's it.
Tell it to the judge
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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November 9, 2015 at 1:45 pm
(November 9, 2015 at 1:27 pm)Ludwig Wrote: I'm a little embarassed to admit how much I depend on the internet. I could hardly go a day without it and not go crazy.
Try to go a day without air. Dependence? Nothing to be embarrassed about. It happens to the best of us.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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