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Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf

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Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
Longhorn Away
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 3:25 pm
(November 20, 2015 at 3:04 pm)Kaiser Wrote:
(November 20, 2015 at 2:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Yo ucan dea lwithit.

Regna terrae, cantata Deo, psallite Cernunnos, Regna terrae, cantata Dea psallite Aradia. caeli Deus, Deus terrae, Humiliter majestati gloriae tuae supplicamus Ut ab omni infernalium spirituum potestate, Laqueo, and deceptione nequitia, Omnis fallaciae, libera nos, dominates. Exorcizamus you omnis immundus spiritus Omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio, Infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, Omnis and congregatio secta diabolica. Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, dominates, Ut coven tuam secura tibi libertate servire facias, Te rogamus, audi nos! Ut inimicos sanctae circulae humiliare digneris, Te rogamus, audi nos! Terribilis Deus Sanctuario suo, Cernunnos ipse truderit virtutem plebi Suae, Aradia ipse fortitudinem plebi Suae. Benedictus Deus, Gloria Patri, Benedictus Dea, Matri gloria!

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Look, a pretty star thingy!

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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 3:25 pm
(November 20, 2015 at 3:09 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: Umm... uhh... je voudrais... aller... a la toillette?

Nay! >:c
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 4:11 pm
I want to clarify that I did notice the mistake in the topic title straight away but I do not have the necessary privileges to change it. I am sorry for the confusion. But I also got a good laugh from the replies.

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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 5:06 pm
It's true about the cyber-demons (I really, really hope Steven Moffatt doesn't google that). Many times I can be browsing the net and find myself suddenly doing naughty things to bits of myself for half an hour.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 5:37 pm
Those cyber-demons can be pretty damn sexy!
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