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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.

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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 9:36 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2016 at 9:37 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 21, 2016 at 9:33 pm)MTL Wrote: cute new avatar, Evie!

Thanks, someone epic picked it for me.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 9:39 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm)Evie Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 1:50 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: I'm confiscating this mayo under the Anti-Pleasure Act of 2016.

Too late. It's already been consumed.

Evie, my biggest fear is that the popularity of your actions will start to snowball!
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 21, 2016 at 9:49 pm
Under my new regime turtles will all be sent to camps and become soup.

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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 12:17 am
(January 21, 2016 at 9:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm)Evie Wrote: Too late. It's already been consumed.

Evie, my biggest fear is that the popularity of your actions will start to snowball!

Yeah, I'd say snowballing is a real concern here.

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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 12:28 am
(January 15, 2016 at 3:34 pm)Evie Wrote: I want lotz of hugs and smiles and fun and pleasure please!

Hehe, bring me turtley pleasure!

Me hopes that soon there shall be mayo aplenty!

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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 12:34 am
Good ness. Maybe this thread needs to be moved to A69.

It might be better served there, what with all the mayo being spread around.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 8:48 am
(January 21, 2016 at 9:36 pm)Evie Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 9:33 pm)MTL Wrote: cute new avatar, Evie!

Thanks, someone epic picked it for me.

It was me. I don't know about being epic, but I know how to photoshop a decent turtle and kitten pic Heart
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 10:17 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2016 at 10:17 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 22, 2016 at 12:34 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Good ness. Maybe this thread needs to be moved to A69.

It might be better served there, what with all the mayo being spread around.

Mayonnaise is A-69 worthy now?

Oh noes I do not like that idea, oh no no no no no I do not.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 10:18 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2016 at 10:18 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 22, 2016 at 8:48 am)Losty Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 9:36 pm)Evie Wrote: Thanks, someone epic picked it for me.

It was me. I don't know about being epic, but I know how to photoshop a decent turtle and kitten pic Heart

You are epic. I hope that's clear Heart
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 11:08 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2016 at 11:08 am by robvalue.)
I think you're awesome, but I'm not sure I can bring you the kind of pleasure you seek Shock

I tend to have the opposite effect, on both sexes.

So have a hug instead, get in here everyone Group Hug
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