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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 5, 2016 at 7:10 pm
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Probably right, apparently the good guys shoot their daughters, from time to time, on "accident". That's just something good guys do, I guess, when they aren't shooting bad guys with guns? I wonder if maybe 9 year old girls look like bad guys with guns...and so really this is all just a hilarious case of mistaken identity. Maybe she looked at him like she was a terrorist and the gun just couldn't let it stand?
IDFK......sigh.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 7, 2016 at 12:38 pm
And the winner of the Gun Nut Nation Dead Kid Lottery for today is ( drum roll, please) ALABAMA.
http://wiat.com/2016/02/06/police-3-year...-irondale/
Quote:3-year-old accidentally shoots 9-year-old sister in Irondale
Quote:“Her grandma was laying the towel on her head and laid down there and started praying, she was praying, I was praying, my wife was screaming and praying. Nobody knows how that feel until you experience it” says Watson.
Evidence again that prayer ain't shit compared to a bullet for getting things done.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 8, 2016 at 7:55 pm
Nearby, in Louisiana....
http://klfy.com/2016/02/08/school-mourns...nd-killed/
Quote:Baton Rouge School mourns Holy Family teacher who was shot and killed
Quote:Louisiana State Police reported Emiley Thibodeaux, 23, of Addis, was shot when her husband, Ivy Thibodeaux, 29, an Addis police officer, was cleaning his gun and accidentally fired.
I bet he didn't know it was loaded!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 9, 2016 at 6:46 pm
Uh-huh
http://www.cbs46.com/story/31171574/walt...the-finger
Quote:A four year-old was able to climb a counter top and obtain a 9 mm pistol from the top of a cabinet. The four year-old then went into the backyard of the with a five year-old sibling. While playing with the sibling the four year-old fired the weapon, striking the left thumb.
All together now:
"I didn't think he could climb up there!"
At least the kid will live through it.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 9, 2016 at 9:07 pm
Guns to keep you "safe."
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/texas-ma...rs-friend/
Quote:Texas man shoots puppy that pooped on his lawn — and is met with gunfire from dog owner’s friend
Yeah.... Texas. Naturally.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 10, 2016 at 12:49 pm
Another shithead with a gun.... in Texas, of course.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/texas-wo...ing-sorry/
Quote:Texas woman fatally shoots deaf man who knocked on her door — and leaves note on his body saying ‘sorry’
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 10, 2016 at 1:58 pm
(February 10, 2016 at 12:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Another shithead with a gun.... in Texas, of course.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/texas-wo...ing-sorry/
Quote:Texas woman fatally shoots deaf man who knocked on her door — and leaves note on his body saying ‘sorry’
The note so was that jesus would forgive her
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 10, 2016 at 2:10 pm
Oh, FFS.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/brea...story.html
Quote:13-year-old Ocoee boy dies after accidental shooting linked to hoverboard
WTF?
Quote:Louis was riding a hoverboard, holding the gun.
He lost his balance and the gun "went off," the report states. It does not provide the firearm's make or model. Louis has not been charged in the shooting, records show.
Oh. Real smart. Reminded me of this opening to 1984's "Top Secret."
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 10, 2016 at 2:37 pm
Here ya go Min... happening right now in Abingdon, MD, where friends of mine live
Two people shot
Quote:ABINGDON, Md. (WJZ) — Deputies from the Harford County Sheriff’s officer were involved in a shooting in Abingdon Wednesday afternoon.
At least two people were shot; one of them may have been a sheriff’s deputy.
The shooting is near the Wegmans and Panera at a shopping center called the Boulevard at Box Hill. Some stores in the area are currently shut down, including the Panera. Nearby roads are also closed.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
February 11, 2016 at 12:43 pm
Let the lesson here be, don't step outside to piss when there is a Gun Nut around.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/po...story.html
Quote:Son wounds father when house alarm sounds
Quote:The second time the alarm rang, signaling an outside door was open, the 48-year-old man "stuck his arm around the corner and fired one round," the police report states. The bullet struck the man's 80-year-old father, who had stepped out the back door to urinate because his wife was in the bathroom, the report states.
Ah, 'Murrica!
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