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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 3:55 pm
(This post was last modified: February 19, 2016 at 3:56 pm by robvalue.)
I was very lucky, I was typing out a message to concede to Evie at the time I saw his message giving up.
I could have lost it all!
But we're all friends in the celestial realm 
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 3:56 pm
And the virtual realm 
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 5:45 pm
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(February 19, 2016 at 3:55 pm)robvalue Wrote: I was very lucky, I was typing out a message to concede to Evie at the time I saw his message giving up.
I could have lost it all!
But we're all friends in the celestial realm
Bu .. but, should not you have known about that post beforehand? After all, are not you all knowing?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 5:50 pm
Oh yeah... of course.
I knew I wouldn't have to send my message. But I had to almost do it anyway, because I knew that I would.
Life is kind of boring actually for a god. I already know everything I'm going to do and I can't change my mind. Well, I can obviously, but also I can't.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 6:28 pm
Know that feel bro. Having to make mayo every 5 seconds. I mean I don't have to obviously, but I also do.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 6:59 pm
(February 19, 2016 at 5:50 pm)robvalue Wrote: Oh yeah... of course.
I knew I wouldn't have to send my message. But I had to almost do it anyway, because I knew that I would.
Life is kind of boring actually for a god. I already know everything I'm going to do and I can't change my mind. Well, I can obviously, but also I can't.
You work in mysterious ways, and you have an almighty and all-knowing plan that we don't know of. 
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 7:27 pm
Hmmmm ....
show me where we are "separate" from eachother?
anti-logical Fallacies of Ambiguity
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 8:57 pm
I asked Odin and he said you were a poser.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 9:56 pm
Pffft!
Zeus told me that they're all posers!
Then he flopped it out before I could ask him if he was an imposter also!
Praise Zeus!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 20, 2016 at 1:03 am
(February 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Hindu, whatever. None of you can prove I'm not God.
Therefore I am.
If I win, I demand that some of the so called "sluts" on this board start proving that they really are sluts. (Just to me, of course. It's only right, after all - I'm God, remember? I ought to be able to expect some scantily-clad devotion once in a while.)
I will respond to your arguments with the same level of concern and compassion that I give to the prayers of all my adherents (although my snowflake in-tray is a bastard at the moment).
Oh, please. That doesn't even sound like him! God's an idiot, you don't sound like an idiot. If you don't wanna talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual, huh? I'll just throw myself in traffic. I'll just Saran Wrap myself to the bed and pretend my child is suffocating me...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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