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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 6:27 am
Rob, there's so many fake gods around isn't there?
Is it that they are demigods who just go around lying, saying they are the one true god, when they know that they're not, because that's what most supernatural entities do?
Or is it a form of aggressive advertising trying to gain followers and build momentum so that one day people will write books about them?
You see, gods know that they cannot impress another god. To an equal it's just: "Hi Ralph. Hi Sam" But to a lesser lifeform, it's get on your knees you unworthy fools and pray!
They all fight over us weaker beings for worship. Without it, they exist, but not as gods. And since they don't intervene in the affairs of humans, it turns out that they need us more than we need them. Otherwise, why have we had thousands of gods over the millennia fighting each other over us to be OUR one true god.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 6:34 am
(This post was last modified: February 19, 2016 at 6:34 am by robvalue.)
I think that is the case, yes. They don't have unlimited power like I have, and must draw upon worship from their followers. In return, the followers get a load of promises which are rarely kept. And the God goes around taking credit for any good stuff that happens.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 6:39 am
I've heard that there's a test for godliness involving ascending to Heaven. Not sure of the specifics but it's something to do with not withdrawing after 5 minutes.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 8:32 am
God is a subjective term. You need to list out the properties of what you mean by God first.
If you want to go with the standard edition of God, then i've got a question for you - are you present in absolute vaccum?
It's a win-win scenario for me because if you are present in vaccum, you are mathematically impossible to exist in this universe(as i've proved using set theory,ask Rik) and if you don't then you falsify one of your own key properties - omnipresence and thus logically contradict yourself.
You can use this line of argument with anyone that claims that something is in everything. You can even use it against me by asking me if vaccum is also designed since i believe everything is designed.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 8:54 am
(February 18, 2016 at 5:30 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Hindu, whatever. None of you can prove I'm not God.
Therefore I am.
If I win, I demand that some of the so called "sluts" on this board start proving that they really are sluts. (Just to me, of course. It's only right, after all - I'm God, remember? I ought to be able to expect some scantily-clad devotion once in a while.)
I will respond to your arguments with the same level of concern and compassion that I give to the prayers of all my adherents (although my snowflake in-tray is a bastard at the moment).
Dorfl walks up to a stone, Dorfl kicks a rock. Dorfl states "I refute it, thus".
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 1:05 pm
I'll only believe in you if show me that you can create a rock so heavy that you can't lift it.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 1:27 pm
(February 19, 2016 at 1:05 pm)Lek Wrote: I'll only believe in you if show me that you can create a rock so heavy that you can't lift it.
Easy, you grab a box of dinamite, blow up part of a mountain. Surely there will be rocks created that I can't lift, therefore, I am the true God ™
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 2:02 pm
(February 19, 2016 at 2:12 am)Cecelia Wrote: (Everyone knows if someone asks if you are a god, you say Yes)
Absolutely right!
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 2:06 pm
(February 19, 2016 at 1:05 pm)Lek Wrote: I'll only believe in you if show me that you can create a rock so heavy that you can't lift it.
I did that a little while ago in the loo. That was one big shit!
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RE: A Challenge to You All: Prove I'm not God
February 19, 2016 at 2:28 pm
By the way, I conceded and admitted to Rob that I was a fake god.
I decided to settle for being Rob's musical turtle instead.
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