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How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?

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How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
May 7, 2016 at 1:54 am
(May 7, 2016 at 12:01 am)Thena323 Wrote: Tired, and very sore. 

Trained a new charge nurse who just stood around holding a clipboard most of the day, all in the name 'observation'. Said nurse stared at me for several moments as I struggled to prevent an extremely agitated GIANT from falling to the floor, until I finally shouted "Hey...Can I get some help here?" She pushed a chair behind him, picked up her clipboard, and then resumed her position holding up the wall.

Then the giant called me a dumb bitch and punched the living fuck out of my arm. 

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....And no, I couldn't. There were cameras around. Wink

I'm thinkin' he needs he needs to get fed last in the rounds ... with the scraps.

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
May 7, 2016 at 2:00 am (This post was last modified: May 7, 2016 at 2:16 am by Athene.)
Thanks, Thump...The disease is the cause (for the most part), though. 
They can't help their behavior.

But, Nurse Blinky certainly can.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
May 7, 2016 at 2:27 am
I was thinking more Nurse Ratched ...

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
May 7, 2016 at 5:31 am
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
May 7, 2016 at 5:33 am
All very good points!

But there is just one potential problem with nurses:

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
May 7, 2016 at 7:18 am (This post was last modified: May 7, 2016 at 7:18 am by SteelCurtain.)
I fear I might need a nurse.

I just bursted an ingrown hair in my armpit that nearly made me vom. It was like one of those pimple popping videos. The relief was orgasmic, though.

Holy shite.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
May 7, 2016 at 8:52 am (This post was last modified: May 7, 2016 at 8:52 am by ignoramus.)
SC, that one belonged in the "you know you've on the forum too long when" thread!

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
May 7, 2016 at 12:31 pm
Jesus, there goes my breakfast. Thanks, pal.

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
May 7, 2016 at 12:41 pm
Yeah, it's probably best to never invite Jesus to breakfast. He always ruins your meal by being preachy.

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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
May 7, 2016 at 1:25 pm
Triumphant!


Restorative sleep had, arm barely sore, off through weekend.
Watch out world.  Naughty
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