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The Drunk Tank
#61
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(May 11, 2016 at 11:22 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Don't know about Rob, but if I was in an orgy, I'd be constantly looking over my shoulder!

... to catch the back guy's face when he's almost done. 

Fixed. Wink
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#62
RE: The Drunk Tank
(May 11, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 11:22 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Don't know about Rob, but if I was in an orgy, I'd be constantly looking over my shoulder!

... to catch the back guy's face when he's almost done. 

Fixed. Wink

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#63
RE: The Drunk Tank
I can never work out if they're happy or trying to sneeze?
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#64
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(May 11, 2016 at 10:23 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 7:56 am)robvalue Wrote: That's alright then, all my kids are furry and four legged Tongue

I do like a nice alcohol free drink though, there are some nice ones. So maybe I can join in after all. I'm pretty good at orgies, probably.


LOL, I love how you threw "probably" in there.  What, do you think, are desirable qualities to possess in orgy situations?

Hmm well! I've already been in several orgies, some of which involved as many as one other person!

I'm hoping some of the skills are transferable.
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#65
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(May 11, 2016 at 1:55 pm)The_Empress Wrote:


(bold mine)

Hey hey hey! I'm the same age as you nerds and I, not only go to parties, but I throw parties... a lot. My sister says I "hold court".

I'm doing well if I "hold" someone's attention for five minutes Wink
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#66
The Drunk Tank
(May 12, 2016 at 1:01 am)robvalue Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 10:23 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: LOL, I love how you threw "probably" in there.  What, do you think, are desirable qualities to possess in orgy situations?

Hmm well! I've already been in several orgies, some of which involved as many as one other person!

I'm hoping some of the skills are transferable.


LOL. Hmmm...I'm thinking the ability to multitask would probably be pretty important. [emoji13]
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#67
The Drunk Tank
(May 11, 2016 at 11:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 11:22 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Don't know about Rob, but if I was in an orgy, I'd be constantly looking over my shoulder!

... to catch the back guy's face when he's almost done. 

Fixed. Wink


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#68
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For cryin' out loud... for the last time. I'm not actually black; I just have curly hair!!
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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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#69
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If you were the black guy at the back, I'd have tears in my eyes!
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#70
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Yeh... 'cuz my lovin' is just that good! hehe
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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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