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RE: Dating as an atheist.
May 23, 2016 at 3:51 pm
Isn't that just code for prude?
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RE: Dating as an atheist.
May 23, 2016 at 4:03 pm
Ha Yeah, I guess that's the challenge. Sounds rape-y in retrospect.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Dating as an atheist.
May 23, 2016 at 5:13 pm
(This post was last modified: May 23, 2016 at 5:17 pm by Athene.)
Good, Christian men express an interest in me from time to time; I APPEAR to be kind, demure and sweet.
Ha ha...jokes on them; I'm willful. And wicked!
A Seventh Day Adventist Nigerian, who knows damn well that I have no religious beliefs, thinks all I need is his winsome smile, and to come to his most special church to "turn it all around".
"Miss Thena. You must come to church weeth me. You wheel truly see how goot Got cahn be. Dee Spirit of da Lord ees on dee moof in my church; You wheel not be deezappointed. Later, we must haff deener weeth my seester and her fahm-lee."
Lunatic.
As for dating in the general sense, I don't.
It makes me very nervous...And I don't have the time.
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RE: Dating as an atheist.
May 23, 2016 at 5:33 pm
Hahaha God dammit, Thena.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Dating as an atheist.
May 23, 2016 at 5:58 pm
*deflated*
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RE: Dating as an atheist.
May 23, 2016 at 8:07 pm
Thena, do a YouTube for us with all your impersonations!
Fucking hilarious.
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RE: Dating as an atheist.
May 23, 2016 at 8:17 pm
Ha! I'd be marked for death.
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RE: Dating as an atheist.
May 23, 2016 at 8:20 pm
(May 23, 2016 at 5:58 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: *deflated*
I told you the take the sammich, Thump.
Why didn't you just take the sammich? 
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RE: Dating as an atheist.
May 24, 2016 at 12:38 am
(May 23, 2016 at 5:13 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Good, Christian men express an interest in me from time to time; I APPEAR to be kind, demure and sweet.
Ha ha...jokes on them; I'm willful. And wicked!
A Seventh Day Adventist Nigerian, who knows damn well that I have no religious beliefs, thinks all I need is his winsome smile, and to come to his most special church to "turn it all around".
"Miss Thena. You must come to church weeth me. You wheel truly see how goot Got cahn be. Dee Spirit of da Lord ees on dee moof in my church; You wheel not be deezappointed. Later, we must haff deener weeth my seester and her fahm-lee."
Lunatic.
As for dating in the general sense, I don't.
It makes me very nervous...And I don't have the time. Ha! Hats off to you, Thena. Laughing hard here.
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RE: Dating as an atheist.
May 24, 2016 at 12:39 am
(May 23, 2016 at 8:20 pm)Thena323 Wrote: (May 23, 2016 at 5:58 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: *deflated*
I told you the take the sammich, Thump.
Why didn't you just take the sammich?
I'm a fool, baby, I'm a fool. You know that!
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