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Fuck Praying
June 8, 2016 at 2:11 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/forget-t...ell-being/

Quote:Forget the ‘power of prayer’: These 9 things are much better for your body and well-being

#3 is especially noteworthy.

Quote:3. Orgasms
Whether you’re playing with a partner or practicing some self-love, having an orgasm is amazing for you physically and mentally. The positive news is that 94 percent of men and 85 percent of women admit to masturbating. That significantly eclipses the people who practice prayer rituals, a national survey outlines.
Getting off can help reduce depression simply by the increase in endorphins released when the fireworks happen. Scoring the big O can also cut stress and improve self-esteem.
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RE: Fuck Praying
June 8, 2016 at 5:56 pm
Min, these fuckers are happy to let their kids die for Jesus.
I don't think they care too much for health.
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#3
RE: Fuck Praying
June 8, 2016 at 6:14 pm
Quote:9. Have a cup of tea

I'd rather staple my nutsack.
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RE: Fuck Praying
June 8, 2016 at 6:19 pm
(June 8, 2016 at 6:14 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
Quote:9. Have a cup of tea

I'd rather staple my nutsack.

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RE: Fuck Praying
June 9, 2016 at 11:00 am
(June 8, 2016 at 6:14 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
Quote:9. Have a cup of tea

I'd rather staple my nutsack.

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Fuck Praying
June 9, 2016 at 11:21 am
Actually these are all pretty good ways to relax depending on the person. For me it is music and my dog. If I am at work I actually do drink black tea to help me wake up and feel better. I don't drink it much (well I don't drink hot black tea much; I inhale sweet ice tea but that is a different story lol) so my body isn't overuse to it which means it continues to work for me.
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RE: Fuck Praying
June 9, 2016 at 11:56 am
(June 8, 2016 at 6:14 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
Quote:9. Have a cup of tea

I'd rather staple my nutsack.
Drinking a cup of PG tips whilst receiving a hand job is a worthwhile experience.
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RE: Fuck Praying
June 9, 2016 at 1:29 pm
I can attest to part of that
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 12:22 pm (This post was last modified: June 10, 2016 at 12:22 pm by robvalue.)
(June 8, 2016 at 2:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/forget-t...ell-being/

Quote:Forget the ‘power of prayer’: These 9 things are much better for your body and well-being

#3 is especially noteworthy.

Quote:3. Orgasms
Whether you’re playing with a partner or practicing some self-love, having an orgasm is amazing for you physically and mentally. The positive news is that 94 percent of men and 85 percent of women admit to masturbating. That significantly eclipses the people who practice prayer rituals, a national survey outlines.
Getting off can help reduce depression simply by the increase in endorphins released when the fireworks happen. Scoring the big O can also cut stress and improve self-esteem.

And the rest do it anyway.
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#10
RE: Fuck Praying
June 10, 2016 at 12:25 pm
And the fucking pope is pissed!

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