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I have a new job!
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That's fantastic, well done!
I hope it all goes well 
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July 6, 2016 at 9:20 pm
(This post was last modified: July 6, 2016 at 9:21 pm by The Valkyrie.)
And remember, you can't kill new employers...
...immediately. Give it a few weeks. Found that one out the hard way! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
"2.5 hp post hole digger that jesus used in the garden of gethsemane. Operating instructions." (link)
"Pneumatic nail gun preferred by 3 out of 4 Romans. Specifications" (link) "Noah would have used Flex Seal. Applications" (link)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
They nailed Jesus with a nail gun?
Where's the fun in that?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (July 6, 2016 at 9:01 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: As the person in charge of the online presence what will your policy be about surfing the net while on duty? But congratulations and well done. I haven't asked yet, Whateverist. I think I'll settle in and ask such questions after I have read the employee handbook and rules. It's nice to actually be hired by a company that has rules and procedures in place. Nice to know that my livelihood will not be put in jeopardy by people who can't work with a "non-believer".
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
(July 6, 2016 at 9:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And remember, you can't kill new employers... LOL, Valkyrie! I think I need 'em alive, at least for a while. When that changes, I'll be asking you for modus operandi suggestions.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
(July 6, 2016 at 9:39 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: "2.5 hp post hole digger that jesus used in the garden of gethsemane. Operating instructions." (link) Noah would have used Flex Seal . . .  oh please, mh, don't tempt me. I need this job!
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
Congrats on the new job!
You've always struck me as very industrious; I'm not surprised that things worked out for you, relatively quickly. Have you thought about what you'd like to buy me with your first paycheck? 
(July 6, 2016 at 11:05 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Congrats on the new job! Thanks Thena!!! What would I like to buy AF folks? Hmm. Well, for some, it would be a spaghetti strainer to wear as a hat, and a nice new phone for selfies, to appease the FSM. Others might like a nice grill . . . babies, you know. Some might like a better webcam, for posting videos to YouTube. Better computers, for battling theists and posting interesting content? What does everybody need? (This might actually make for a fun thread all by itself.) ?? I think I might need a bigger paycheck . . .
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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