Insane atheists ranting and having emotional breakdowns

[Edwardo Piet]

You're just lovely!

[Mister Agenda]

I have had the urge several times to kudo EP, but his sig seems to be telling me not to bother.

Fixed.

//At the time of this post I had it changed to Mr Agenda, please kudos me.

Classy and funny simultaneously.

[Cyberman]

I always thought the shoe queen was Imelda Marcos. Or am I wrong about that?

You never met Sam. Or Shell. One of them spent hours sorting out the best pair of shoes to wear for going out and buying shoes. And I'm not exaggerating.

[Little lunch]

Crushing man rocks is...horrible. Just thinking about it makes me have weird sympathy pains in non existent body parts D:

It's the sort of pain where your mouth is open as if screaming but no noise is coming out.
A man's reflexes are never as great as when a sudden movement is made towards this area.
We men get weird sympathy pains when imagining child birth.
We get a phantom bum ache.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Crushing man rocks is...horrible. Just thinking about it makes me have weird sympathy pains in non existent body parts D:

It's the sort of pain where your mouth is open as if screaming but no noise is coming out.
A man's reflexes are never as great as when a sudden movement is made towards this area.

Interesting. It was a defensive reflex action that made me kick the guy in the goolies. I put it down to me practising Karate at that age. I was also wearing my brother's extremely large football (soccer) boots at the time.

[Little lunch]

Well, I've done a lot of fighting and I know that to kick from the ground upwards towards the crotch is a very useless manoeuver.
You're likely to get no further than the knees.
It's better to lift your leg and kick outwards towards the groin but this is still not guaranteed to work.
The best time is when they are dodging a punch backwards as they are using their legs to counter balance and it's not as easy to bring their knees together.
If you miss though, you leave yourself wide open. If they catch your leg, you're fucked.
Ball kicking is really only effective if the guy's not paying attention.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I always thought the shoe queen was Imelda Marcos.  Or am I wrong about that?

You never met Sam. Or Shell. One of them spent hours sorting out the best pair of shoes to wear for going out and buying shoes. And I'm not exaggerating.

I used to tease Raylene about her shoes ... the floor in her walk-in closet was covered in them, so I'd say she had "three feet" of shoes. It didn't hurt that she is half-Filipina, I could throw in the Imelda Marcos angle too.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Well, I've done a lot of fighting and I know that to kick from the ground upwards towards the crotch is a very useless manoeuver.
You're likely to get no further than the knees.
It's better to lift your leg and kick outwards towards the groin but this is still not guaranteed to work.
The best time is when they are dodging a punch backwards as they are using their legs to counter balance and it's not as easy to bring their knees together.
If you miss though, you leave yourself wide open. If they catch your leg, you're fucked.
Ball kicking is really only effective if the guy's not paying attention.

Much better to punch the gonads than kick -- harder to defend because it's much faster to land. It won't have the same impact as a kick, but with such a sensitive target, you don't need the same impact.

[Crossless2.0]

Well, I've done a lot of fighting and I know that to kick from the ground upwards towards the crotch is a very useless manoeuver.
You're likely to get no further than the knees.
It's better to lift your leg and kick outwards towards the groin but this is still not guaranteed to work.
The best time is when they are dodging a punch backwards as they are using their legs to counter balance and it's not as easy to bring their knees together.
If you miss though, you leave yourself wide open. If they catch your leg, you're fucked.
Ball kicking is really only effective if the guy's not paying attention.

Yeah, the ball shot should never be the first move. Either feint and get a desired reaction to open the groin, as Little Lunch points out, or soften them up with other types of blows so they aren't prepared when you do launch the rock crusher.

[Losty]

I usually resort to using my words instead of rock crushing. O_O

When that fails I tend to be a run or duck and cover kind of person.