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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 17, 2016 at 9:53 am
(This post was last modified: August 17, 2016 at 9:53 am by robvalue.)
I'm not sure why God needs people running around silencing people so its feelings don't get hurt. Seems rather a pathetic God to me. I'm a feeble human and even I can withstand insults.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 17, 2016 at 10:16 am
Hmmm, international Blasphemy Day ??
Wow, need to decide if I want to stick my dick in Jesus's nail holes or shit on 'em.
Maybe stick my dick in 'em using shit for lube . . . . .
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 17, 2016 at 11:54 am
In the Cthulhu household, every day is Blasphemy Day.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 17, 2016 at 1:31 pm
Why reduce it to one day out of the year?
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 17, 2016 at 6:02 pm
Since there are believers already taking offense I want to ask you faithful to help us. Could you please help rate these posts according to my Blasphemy Scale? Numeric rating is 1 to 5 as described below:
1. No offense taken.
2. A little uncomfortable. Like you have a dental appointment next week.
3. Squirming in your seat. You might type these words : "Now stop that. That is simply rude!"
4. Offended plain and simple. You might threaten to never visit this thread again.
5. You scream "Blasphemer Burn! Burn the Blasphemer!" An interfaith fatwa is issued.
Thanks to any believer willing to participate. This thread is a practice space for the Big Day and we want to be as blasphemous as possible on 09/30/16.
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