Where else?

[Little Rik]

Most religions concentrate on the external factor which is usually a waste of time.
God is internal and yoga is the best way to achieve God because it is an internal process but even if you think it is external and act in good faith and with sincerity you still get there eventually as shown in hundreds of NDEs experiences.
In any case it should not be a reward for service but an effort to merge in the ocean of cosmic consciousness and become one with the all.  

Im like the idea of "merging" with women better.

That is good too purple but consider this.  
The sexual pleasure is controlled by one of the lower gland along the spinal cord.
The spiritual pleasure to merge in the ocean of cosmic consciousness on the other hand
is when the pineal gland that is on the very top of the spinal cord is fully activated.

The higher you go and the more pleasure you experience.  
You know the old saying.........one egg today or the chicken tomorrow.

Got it purple?  

[chimp3]

The ocean of consciosness is yet another carrot to lead the horses with. Unattainable (also unreal) and so the idea keeps the yoga sheeple coming back for more. The symbolism of the kundalini snake rising upward from the base chakra is analogous to simply getting the shaft.

[purplepurpose]

Im like the idea of "merging" with women better.

That is good too purple but consider this.  
The sexual pleasure is controlled by one of the lower gland along the spinal cord.
The spiritual pleasure to merge in the ocean of cosmic consciousness on the other hand
is when the pineal gland that is on the very top of the spinal cord is fully activated.

The higher you go and the more pleasure you experience.  
You know the old saying.........one egg today or the chicken tomorrow.

Got it purple?  

You talking about the end where you lose your individuality and independance. This requirment is absurd.

[Angrboda]

This is a bunch of religious claptrap.  There are no glands that 'control' space and energy. This is just a bunch of dogma.  From here I would understand that you're a total loon.

I am absolutely puzzled to see people like you guys that went to school and possibly to uni that still believe that the universe or everything else control itself.

You often read.........the vehicle out of control .........end up or smash against a wall or a tree.....

Out of control means that nobody is in charge as you may know.
Suppose you run a business and after some time you go away letting no one in charge.
Do you think that when you come back the business will still be there?

Are you such a fool to believe that nobody control anything and everything work perfectly?  

Chakras. Hahahahaha.  Yay for bullshit!  

[LostLocke]

I feel sorry for the other dozens of glands that aren't included in the chakras. ?
I wonder what they did to be so neglected.

[chimp3]

 

The two adrenal glands are located at the top of the kidneys , not by the asshole. So why are there not two chakras bilaterally at the level between the umbilicus and the solar plexus?

The "gondas' or gonads are located in the scrotum in the male and unless undescended not in the lower abdomen. Is there an even lower chakra to accomodate us males that swing to and fro?

The thyroid, thymus, and spleen are sometimes removed. Does this render the unfortunate one incapable of enlightenment?

[robvalue]

Those are some weird traffic lights. Too confusing.

[chimp3]

Personally, I am quite  content keeping that kundalini snake right between my legs where it belongs. When your snake starts to assume the Executive Functions no one has any fun. You just end up with a Celibate Asshole running the show.

[Little Rik]

That is good too purple but consider this.  
The sexual pleasure is controlled by one of the lower gland along the spinal cord.
The spiritual pleasure to merge in the ocean of cosmic consciousness on the other hand
is when the pineal gland that is on the very top of the spinal cord is fully activated.

The higher you go and the more pleasure you experience.  
You know the old saying.........one egg today or the chicken tomorrow.

Got it purple?  

You talking about the end where you lose your individuality and independance. This requirment is absurd.

That is a very interesting topic.

Actually you don't lose yourself.
It is the other way around.
You only lose the illusion that you are John Smith because in reality you are God.

You never thought about that purple, did you?  

[Little Rik]

Personally, I am quite  content keeping that kundalini snake right between my legs where it belongs. When your snake starts to assume the Executive Functions no one has any fun. You just end up with a Celibate Asshole running the show.

Chimp, there is a big problem with keeping the ....... kundalini snake right between my legs......
and that is that it make you believe that you are a physical being when in reality you are not.
Matter is at the very bottom of the devolution process.
Why would you like to stay at the bottom when you have the chance to rise up and be the real McCoy?