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You Can't Make This Shit Up.....
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(October 12, 2016 at 3:48 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(October 12, 2016 at 3:17 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: And I'm also curious if there are any foods that are stereotypically eaten by whites?

Mayonnaise.

Edit:  Dammit, Rhythm beat me to it.

Really? White people straight up spoon mayo into their pasty faces?
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#12
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Godfuckingdammit....

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#13
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Pork Rinds are a stereotypical white trash food. Does that count?
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(October 12, 2016 at 3:17 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: And I'm also curious if there are any foods that are stereotypically eaten by whites?

Pâté de foie gras; - real big with the country club set!
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(October 12, 2016 at 4:10 pm)Divinity Wrote: Pork Rinds are a stereotypical white trash food.  Does that count?

That's at least a food and not a condiment!

And come to think of it, fired chicken is a stereotypical white trash food as well....wait a minute....wasn't it a southern staple before imported African culture adopted it???

I think I have a good case to cultural appropriations here....I might need to start a #whitefriedbatters movement to take back our culinary heritage! Hehe


Turns out it co-developed in the Scottish and West African cultures: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_chicken Cheers!

Both Scottish[1][2][3] and West African cuisines[4][5][6][7][8] had traditions of frying chicken.[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8] Scottish fried chicken was cooked in fat (though unseasoned)[1][3] while West African fried chicken was seasoned[1][2][8] (but battered[5][6] and cooked in palm oil).[4] Scottish frying techniques and African seasoning techniques were in the American South by African slaves.[1][2][3][8] Fried chicken provided some means of independent economy for enslaved and segregated African-American women, who became noted sellers of poultry (live or cooked) as early as the 1730s.[9] Because of this and the expensive nature of the ingredients, it was, despite popular belief, a rare dish in the African-American community[4] reserved (as in Africa) for special occasions.[6][7][8]
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(October 12, 2016 at 4:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 12, 2016 at 3:17 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: And I'm also curious if there are any foods that are stereotypically eaten by whites?

Pâté de foie gras; - real big with the country club set!

I've had it once and to be fair, it's really freaking good.

When I dine at a fancy restaurant, I tell my wait staff "I like me summa dem frog raw, mmm hmmm!"

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Meanwhile, GOP strategists are hunkered down, wondering why they can't gain traction with the black community:

"What do we have to do to get these nig--, I mean colored fol--, I mean African Americans [mild laughter in the room] to vote for us? For Christ's sake, you'd think the chicken and watermelon would have been a slam dunk. I mean, it's fucking Harlem! It's like a third world country. They must all be starving. That could be an ad, you know. 'Liberal PC agenda perpetuates inner city hunger.' I like it. Get on that, Skip. Ok, what else? Come on, people, we need ideas! Say, they still like that hippity hoppity music, don't they? Maybe we need a song. Get me that black country singer on the phone. You know who I mean, that Hootie fella'."
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I knew they were stupid, but to openly use stereotypes like "Chicken and watermelon" you might has well use the term "Tar-Babies" when your hold rallies.
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(October 12, 2016 at 4:10 pm)Divinity Wrote: Pork Rinds are a stereotypical white trash food.  Does that count?

I fuckin -love- pork rinds.  But no, it doesn't, all poor people love pork rinds.  It's the only bit of pork the rich will let trickle down.

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#20
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Could be worse. He could have offered bananas.
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