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RE: One of the worst chick tracts ever
October 28, 2016 at 2:06 pm
Someone sent it to me last night.
To be honest, while it is disgusting, I expected much worse.
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RE: One of the worst chick tracts ever
October 28, 2016 at 2:12 pm
Chick tracts and reality have never met.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: One of the worst chick tracts ever
October 28, 2016 at 3:33 pm
Not one of the worst, THE worst. And that's saying a lot.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: One of the worst chick tracts ever
October 28, 2016 at 5:16 pm
Holy shit, that was freaky. I almost quit reading halfway through, but I finished it. Just fucking nuts, not to mention that much of it just didn't make any damned sense. Was the Bible thumping doctor watching porn with him? Because that doesn't make any sense.
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
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RE: One of the worst chick tracts ever
October 28, 2016 at 5:39 pm
Like a doctor would just ignore the crime of rape and convert the rapist to Christianity instead of doing his duty and calling the police and reporting the sexual abuse. This tract is even less believable than "Allah Had No Son" where a Christian converts a Muslim Arab. Yeah, all you have to do is talk about Jesus and devoted Muslims who bang their head on the ground five times a day will break down and admit they need to be saved. If that really ever happened then all we'd need to do to defeat ISIS is drop a bunch of Chick tracts on them.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
