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I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Liking this one....

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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
I'd be more likely to believe in a mindless impersonal "Will" than a God:




Source:

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/schopenhauer/
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Thanks Simon for your agreement with me:
In excerpt from #775 Simon Moon Wrote:Yes, the act of reproduction is the cause of offspring being born.

You now see, dear Simon, that this causation is prevailing all over existence, and it is the evidence of an original first and ultimate cause, namely, God in concept as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

That is your acceptance of the proof from evidence, of God existing, again as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.


Dear readers here, please take notice of the concurrence of Simon Moon to my proof of the existence of God, in concept as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

Click on page 1 where you will read in the OP my write-up of the proof to the existence of God, which Simon Moon now concurs on.

And all that because he, Simon Moon, now realizes that there are babies, though he used to be all dependent on textbooks and never experienced with procreating one of them, he now knows the truth, the fact, the logic, and supported by the lessons of mankind in the history of ideas, namely, babies prove the existence of God, in concept as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

He is now ascertained that he was caused by his papa and mama to have come to existence and life as one baby now grown up, grown up indeed with, by, from, in, through his papa's and mama's nurturing all the way to his I presume present life independent from his papa and mama, and no longer staying with them (I presume); oh, what a long process of causation from his papa and mama: biological-sexual, nutrition, protection, housing, emotional love and attachment, schooling and morality training, and financial support from papa and mama every step of the way.

Forget not, dear Simon, to care for your papa and mama in their old and dependency age, that will be the perfection of your humanity.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
See? It's like I said: God fucked the universe into existence, hence God exists.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 13, 2016 at 10:22 pm)Mariosep Wrote: Thanks Simon for your agreement with me:
In excerpt from #775 Simon Moon Wrote:Yes, the act of reproduction is the cause of offspring being born.

You now see, dear Simon, that this causation is prevailing all over existence, and it is the evidence of an original first and ultimate cause, namely, God in concept as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

That is your acceptance of the proof from evidence, of God existing, again as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

Dear readers here, please take notice of the concurrence of Simon Moon to my proof of the existence of God, in concept as first and foremost the creator and operator of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.

Click on page 1 where you will read in the OP my write-up of the proof to the existence of God, which Simon Moon now concurs on.

Mariosep - So, by agreeing with you that a child is born due to the act of reproduction, we are automatically confirming your proof of god? A question for you, if I may:

Did it hurt? You know; being dropped on your head as a child.
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”  - Ford Prefect
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Quote: Reactions to my proposal for atheists to contemplate on how their papa and mama caused them to come to existence and life:

They fucked.  What are you waiting for?  The stork story, you moron.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 13, 2016 at 10:22 pm)Mariosep Wrote: Forget not, dear Simon, to care for your papa and mama in their old and dependency age, that will be the perfection of your humanity.

I hope you aren't expecting us to take care of your senile god too, Mariosep -- You know, the one that thought it would be a good idea to let a Talking Snake™ roam loose in its garden of magic trees, then proceeded to drown the planet and start a bunch of wars before the Romans finally managed to pin him down for a couple of days. Big Grin
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Seriously......that is what all this crap has been leading to? That mammals reproduce therefore god? Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa.Ha ha. Sob.

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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Dear Simon Moon, I congratulate you for coming to certainty on the existence of God, from the evidence of causation by papas and mamas of the world of their babies.

Waiting to read of your feelings now, now that you have accepted my proof for the existence of God, from the evidence of causation by papas and mamas of the world, in their intermediary causation of babies.

These babies will in their turn cause the coming to existence and life of their own babies.

And these latter babies in their own turn will in due time take on the causation of their own also babies, all as intermediary causes with God in concept as the first and ultimate creator cause and operator cause of the universe and man and everything with a beginning.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Mariosep. Ever heard of the arrow of time?

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Where does your god fit into this?
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