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I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 29, 2016 at 5:35 pm)Mariosep Wrote: Dear readers here, I am really happy with my thread: it is very much read by folks visiting this forum.

Yesterday morning the stats were the following:
Number of posts: 981 | number of viewers: 20279

This morning the stats are the following:
Number of posts: 997 | number of viewers: 20696

20696 - 20279 = 417

The figures speak for themselves, that in one day's time there is an increase of 417 viewers for my thread, on God exists.
Is that what this is about?  You're a "views junkie"?  Now I know you're a poe.
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately?  Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use.  Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel.  Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
We actually had someone a few years ago who did the same thing, crowing about having the most popular thread on the forum. Sadly, half of the posts were him acting like a spoiled twat, while the other half were from everyone else telling him he was being a spoiled twat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Jon Paul? Tongue
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Actually there's been a couple, in my experience. The one I'm thinking of was muslim. Condescension knows no religious boundaries, apparently.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
Oh I'd say there's even a correlation.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 29, 2016 at 6:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: We actually had someone a few years ago who did the same thing, crowing about having the most popular thread on the forum. Sadly, half of the posts were him acting like a spoiled twat, while the other half were from everyone else telling him he was being a spoiled twat.

Is it at all possible that it's the same spoiled twat?  I'd hate to think there were two of them running around.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
You know this thread would be infinitely more awesome* if mariosep had started one of his posts with "It's-a me, marrriosep!". Ah well, too late now.

*In that the awesomeness would now have a non-zero value.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 29, 2016 at 7:48 pm)Astreja Wrote: Is it at all possible that it's the same spoiled twat?  I'd hate to think there were two of them running around.

I know, scary thought. Just more evidence that there's either no god, or there is and it hates us.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
(November 29, 2016 at 5:59 pm)Asmodee Wrote: Is that what this is about?  You're a "views junkie"?  Now I know you're a poe.


Must be.

No one with a modicum of intellectual honesty would absolutely ignore specific responses to his arguments, unless they were trying to bait us.

The vast majority of theists that come here, at least try to reconcile our refutations of their arguments. Even if they are wrong.

This guy just ignores them, then posts them repeatedly, ad nauseum.

100+ pages, and not a single response to our refutations, except to accuse me of reading too many books by some of the great minds of humanity, or ignoring the points being made and focusing on 'bad language'.

I must apologize to everyone here for falling for his trolling for too long. I consider myself responsible for many pages of Mariosep's crap.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: I am a theist, what do you think of my proof for God existing?
I thought of a way to make this thread better.  My daughter showed me this last night.

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry , the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane

The 2nd passenger , Donald Trump , said , " I am the newly elected US President , and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger , the Pope , said to the 4th passenger , a 10 year old schoolboy , " My son , I am old and don't have many years left , you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , " That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately?  Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use.  Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel.  Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
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