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All I Want For Christmas..
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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 9:42 am
(December 7, 2016 at 8:53 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Omnipotence

Oh, so, you want to be Jafar. You could've just said that, instead of getting all fancy with one liner responses and stuff.

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 9:53 am (This post was last modified: December 7, 2016 at 9:59 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
I've already got the dated pop culture reference thing locked down. Plus I also committed suicide in 2015.
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#13
RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 9:54 am
Independent wealth.

I could settle for a nice pair of slippers stuffed with hundred dollar bills, though.
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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 9:55 am
(December 7, 2016 at 7:14 am)pocaracas Wrote: I want a personal teleportation device.

You have to be specific, I'd say. Like "I want a working teleportation device"

Otherwise you might end up with complications..

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 9:55 am
Whirrled peas.

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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 9:59 am
(December 7, 2016 at 9:55 am)Luckie Wrote:
(December 7, 2016 at 7:14 am)pocaracas Wrote: I want a personal teleportation device.

You have to be specific, I'd say. Like "I want a working teleportation device"

Otherwise you might end up with complications..

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Oh.... so this is like proper wish making?

A working miniaturized personal teleportation device, which enables me to travel to anywhere in this planet at light speed. Miniaturized in such a way that it fits in my pocket. Sturdy enough not to break if I fall on it, or drop it. And only works for me, to avoid stealing.
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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 10:11 am
(December 7, 2016 at 9:53 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I've already got the dated pop culture reference thing locked down. Plus I also committed suicide in 2015.



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Although, I do think that you and Poca are on to somethin!






If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 10:14 am
What I want for christmas is this:



this:




and the SFDebris christmas special.

I'm getting all three.
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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 10:16 am
That reminds me of something...
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RE: All I Want For Christmas..
December 7, 2016 at 10:18 am
(December 7, 2016 at 9:59 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(December 7, 2016 at 9:55 am)Luckie Wrote: You have to be specific, I'd say. Like "I want a working teleportation device"



Pocaracas Wrote:Oh.... so this is like proper wish making?

Nope, I'm just fuckin with ya. Cool

Pocaracas Wrote:A working miniaturized personal teleportation device, which enables me to travel to anywhere in this planet at light speed. Miniaturized in such a way that it fits in my pocket. Sturdy enough not to break if I fall on it, or drop it. And only works for me, to avoid stealing.

Well that was easy.

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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