Granted: but the magic pudding then becomes a turtle with a taste for plastic bags.
I wish I had an endless tank of gasoline in my car
I wish I had an endless tank of gasoline in my car
Grant My Wish #2
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Granted: but the magic pudding then becomes a turtle with a taste for plastic bags.
I wish I had an endless tank of gasoline in my car (July 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Granted: but the magic pudding then becomes a turtle with a taste for plastic bags. It drags and sparks and you burn. I'd like some pants, tasteful, something that would go with my hat. ![]()
Granted, you receive some chic jeans and some spaghetti... but before you get a chance to taste your meal a leopluridon crawls over and eats your hat (and spaghetti!).
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
I wish Sae would complete her posts.
![]() (July 3, 2011 at 1:01 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I wish I could get a grip You have a grip on a knife. You're waiting for your crumpet to cook. It's cooked but it's stuck. Gripped knife is inserted into toaster. Grip on knife remains strong, but your hand is blackening. I'd like a crumpet with marg and honey please. ![]()
Granted, but the crumpet contains superglue and the butter contains tylenol. You end up with an acetomenophin overdose, you butter abusing fatty!
I wish my ass would stop shooting fire after Chipotle. RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 3, 2011 at 12:15 pm
(This post was last modified: July 3, 2011 at 12:15 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
Granted, but all of the women in that harem are clones of me without my personality.
And the men all have gonorrhea. Syna Wrote:I wish Sae would complete her posts. Now don't be silly... if I did then I wish I wasn't faster than my fingers can type. You are all slow, remember. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Granted: Saes fingers now move so fast that she eventually breaks the light barrier causing all of the atoms in here fingers to line up into a straight line and anihilate one another causing a chain reaction tha eventuall cause Sae to go up in a ball of fire, leaving behind a distinct mushroom shaped cloud.
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