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Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 9:21 pm
(This post was last modified: March 1, 2017 at 1:19 am by J a c k.)
Maybe this has been done before, but there's always more.
I was having dinner with my boys right now. My ten year old starts ranting. I'll do the best I can to summarize:
"I don't understand why Jason gets mad at me for not believing in god."
"He gets mad at you? What the hell?"
"He says I'm selfish."
(I laugh)
"Besides! He doesn't even go to church. When was the last time he went?"
"I don't know. Ask him."
"They only go for the food!!! Every time they go to Yuma, they come back with chicken and say they got Church's chicken. Now THAT'S selfish."
Bahahahahahaha! Oh, baby. Sigh.
What's your's say?
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RE: Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 9:24 pm
"Please let me out of the basement. I won't trespass on your property again!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 9:25 pm
(February 28, 2017 at 9:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Please let me out of the basement. I won't trespass on your property again!"
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RE: Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 9:26 pm
Chsssss
When she tries to say cheese when we take a picture of her.
She's only just learning to talk and I realize this will be funny to no one except me personally because I think she's ridiculously fucking cute.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
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RE: Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 9:29 pm
"Dad, I need some money."
lololololololol
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RE: Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 9:33 pm
(February 28, 2017 at 9:29 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: "Dad, I need some money."
lololololololol
Lmfao
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RE: Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 9:44 pm
"Do anemones have enemies?"
"Do bears have lips?" (that one was a few weeks ago.)
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RE: Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 9:56 pm
I'll try to cut this story down a bit...
My ex's grandma's boyfriend (or whatever) died so my daughter, my ex, and her mom went to visit her. They were asking my daughter if she still had a "boyfriend". She said no. They asked why, and wanting to get out of the awkward situation she thought she'd try to be funny and said "He died" and started laughing. Now, remember the part where they're visiting because the grandma's boyfriend just died? Yeah. The joke fell flat. Haha
Anyhow, my ex waited for a moment alone with her outside. She goes to tell her how she can't joke like that and my daughter say "Yeah, I know. I already had that talk with myself." Lol Made me feel horrible for her. I have an infinite amount of those same moments where I regret some stupid thing I said. She'll be 30yo trying to sleep, when this memory will pop in her head and keep her awake.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 10:07 pm
(February 28, 2017 at 9:56 pm)Exian Wrote: I'll try to cut this story down a bit...
My ex's grandma's boyfriend (or whatever) died so my daughter, my ex, and her mom went to visit her. They were asking my daughter if she still had a "boyfriend". She said no. They asked why, and wanting to get out of the awkward situation she thought she'd try to be funny and said "He died" and started laughing. Now, remember the part where they're visiting because the grandma's boyfriend just died? Yeah. The joke fell flat. Haha
Anyhow, my ex waited for a moment alone with her outside. She goes to tell her how she can't joke like that and my daughter say "Yeah, I know. I already had that talk with myself." Lol Made me feel horrible for her. I have an infinite amount of those same moments where I regret some stupid thing I said. She'll be 30yo trying to sleep, when this memory will pop in her head and keep her awake.
Ha! Poor kid. This one will stick. Lol!
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RE: Funny things your kids say
February 28, 2017 at 10:38 pm
I was making fun of my daughter the other day.
I said, 'I'm Miri', and started talking with an 'um' between every word.
She said, 'I'm daddy, I really love this tv show' and then she made a heap of snoring noises. :-)
