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please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
#11
RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
it might be cheaper to introduce them into a sect that forbids internet...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#12
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(March 1, 2017 at 11:48 pm)KUSA Wrote: The frozen turd really got me thinking.
It's the only way to get them back in.
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#13
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(March 2, 2017 at 5:07 am)Alex K Wrote: it might be cheaper to introduce them into a sect that forbids internet...

Lol I'm a piece of shit then. Both of my sons, (12 & 15) are members here. IDC what they read here.

I ain't skeered.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#14
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I wouldn't stress Judi...

Nothing here that isn't x10 everywhere else on the net...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#15
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(March 1, 2017 at 11:22 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Things you do don't want grandma and pops to read!

I'd hate to think of a little of lady google searching whether defrosting grease paper helps it to unwrap  the contents easier
and then the first link is one of Vorlon's vile post from " say something shitty to the poster below you" thread about sticking a frozen turd up your clacker to defrost! Big Grin

To all those nice grandmas reading this,  I apologise sincerely for that very bad man!
Things we shouldn't post which can come up in Google searches:

Eg:  "Recipe for beef vindaloo? Granny, go stick that eggplant in your hairy vajaja!"
       " choice magazine: dyson comparison! Grandma, use it to clean those ancient dags still klinging around your sphincter!"

See guys, we shouldn't be posting things like this.... Angel

Both my grannies are dead, therefore it doesn't matter which Vorlon fantasies crop up on google.
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#16
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Yeah...I'm pretty much all out of fucks to give at this point. They're gonna see it elsewhere if not here, so whatevs.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#17
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I'd like to think I bring a unique depravity to AF . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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(March 2, 2017 at 8:01 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Yeah...I'm pretty much all out of fucks to give at this point. They're gonna see it elsewhere if not here, so whatevs.

Plus, since mom allows it, they won't be afraid to ask you if they don't understand something. Props for helping them grow up trusting you!

I am a member at a woodworking site where a guy made a silhouette of a naked woman (side view) and painted it. Another member got all sorts of angry about it, saying that his 14 year son might see it. Rolleyes  I felt like telling him that his son has seen way more than a silhouette of a naked woman, IRL. And if not, that kid's gonna grow up a little strange, IMO.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#19
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Yeah, both of my sons have already seen porn of some kind. It is what it is.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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(March 2, 2017 at 9:02 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Yeah, both of my sons have already seen porn of some kind. It is what it is.

They're probably not ready to contemplate double anal in the body of Christ yet, however . . . .

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