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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 5:07 am
it might be cheaper to introduce them into a sect that forbids internet...
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 6:28 am
(March 1, 2017 at 11:48 pm)KUSA Wrote: The frozen turd really got me thinking. It's the only way to get them back in.
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 7:36 am
(March 2, 2017 at 5:07 am)Alex K Wrote: it might be cheaper to introduce them into a sect that forbids internet...
Lol I'm a piece of shit then. Both of my sons, (12 & 15) are members here. IDC what they read here.
I ain't skeered.
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 7:41 am
I wouldn't stress Judi...
Nothing here that isn't x10 everywhere else on the net...
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 7:59 am
(March 1, 2017 at 11:22 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Things you do don't want grandma and pops to read!
I'd hate to think of a little of lady google searching whether defrosting grease paper helps it to unwrap the contents easier
and then the first link is one of Vorlon's vile post from " say something shitty to the poster below you" thread about sticking a frozen turd up your clacker to defrost!
To all those nice grandmas reading this, I apologise sincerely for that very bad man!
Things we shouldn't post which can come up in Google searches:
Eg: "Recipe for beef vindaloo? Granny, go stick that eggplant in your hairy vajaja!"
" choice magazine: dyson comparison! Grandma, use it to clean those ancient dags still klinging around your sphincter!"
See guys, we shouldn't be posting things like this....
Both my grannies are dead, therefore it doesn't matter which Vorlon fantasies crop up on google.
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 8:01 am
Yeah...I'm pretty much all out of fucks to give at this point. They're gonna see it elsewhere if not here, so whatevs.
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 11:40 am
I'd like to think I bring a unique depravity to AF . . . .
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 4:31 pm
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(March 2, 2017 at 8:01 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Yeah...I'm pretty much all out of fucks to give at this point. They're gonna see it elsewhere if not here, so whatevs.
Plus, since mom allows it, they won't be afraid to ask you if they don't understand something. Props for helping them grow up trusting you!
I am a member at a woodworking site where a guy made a silhouette of a naked woman (side view) and painted it. Another member got all sorts of angry about it, saying that his 14 year son might see it. I felt like telling him that his son has seen way more than a silhouette of a naked woman, IRL. And if not, that kid's gonna grow up a little strange, IMO.
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 9:02 pm
Yeah, both of my sons have already seen porn of some kind. It is what it is.
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
March 2, 2017 at 10:10 pm
(March 2, 2017 at 9:02 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Yeah, both of my sons have already seen porn of some kind. It is what it is.
They're probably not ready to contemplate double anal in the body of Christ yet, however . . . .
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