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Documenting Crazy
#41
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(March 22, 2017 at 3:14 pm)popeyespappy Wrote:
(March 22, 2017 at 3:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Ask him if I can write a paper about him.

I'll even fly over and interview him.

Smile

Researching religiously induced mental disorders?

No, just been kinda interested in the levels of crazy manifesting at the moment.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#42
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#43
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Oh he went so long with no stupid things said... well this one isn't his usual stupid shit, just an asshole thing he said.

His wife is due to have his first born (her second) in literally 6 days. He commented how he is tired of only talking about the pregnancy and her complaining about it. I looked at him and asked "You know that all you have to do is put up with her complaining... she is the one actually going through all the shit she complains about right? Like she feels like shit because she is about to give birth to YOUR child! I'm sure she is sorry that she tells her husband about how walking the mile round trip to get your older son from school makes her feet hurt."
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
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#44
RE: Documenting Crazy
That's not "crazy", that's "self-centered asshole", IMO.
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#45
RE: Documenting Crazy
Clearly that woman could do better. Much better.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#46
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Omg omg omg he is being so stupid. I'm going white girl. I can't even right now!

We are discussing how to order foreign currency and are currently ordering Chinese Yuan/Renminbi, Euros, and sterling pounds. The euros are being ordered for a customer that is from Tanzania.

Him: I didn't know Africa used Euros
Me: Think about that for a moment. EUROS are used in...
Him: Europe?
Me: Yes, her husband is going to Europe for a trip.
Him: Then what does Africa use?
Me: You are talking about the entire continent... which country do you mean?
Him: The different countries use different money? Why?
Me: Why wouldn't they? They are different countries.
Him: But that's like the fifty states having their own money.
Me: What? No it's not. We are one country. What kind of logic is that? Do you know how American you sound right now?! This is why people make fun of us.
Him: But we are as big as-
Me: As Africa? No we aren't.
Him: No as big as *insert rambling*
Me: *shakes head*
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
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#47
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I can imagine him going full Karen. If you're from Africa, why are you white? Huh
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#48
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(April 13, 2017 at 12:12 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: Omg omg omg he is being so stupid. I'm going white girl. I can't even right now!

We are discussing how to order foreign currency and are currently ordering Chinese Yuan/Renminbi, Euros, and sterling pounds. The euros are being ordered for a customer that is from Tanzania.

Him: I didn't know Africa used Euros
Me: Think about that for a moment. EUROS are used in...
Him: Europe?
Me: Yes, her husband is going to Europe for a trip.
Him: Then what does Africa use?
Me: You are talking about the entire continent... which country do you mean?
Him: The different countries use different money? Why?
Me: Why wouldn't they? They are different countries.
Him: But that's like the fifty states having their own money.
Me: What? No it's not. We are one country. What kind of logic is that? Do you know how American you sound right now?! This is why people make fun of us.
Him: But we are as big as-
Me: As Africa? No we aren't.
Him: No as big as *insert rambling*
Me: *shakes head*

The British tried to make lupines an international currency, didn't work.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#49
RE: Documenting Crazy
Bringing out the dead!

Sorry my coworker has been cool lately so the thread died.

Today he said people can detox cancer. That we do it every day.

Help me.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
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#50
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(July 28, 2017 at 3:26 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: Bringing out the dead!

Sorry my coworker has been cool lately so the thread died.

Today he said people can detox cancer. That we do it every day.

Help me.

You can detox/eliminate exposure to some environmental substances as a potential preventative to some cancer but detox existing cancer, can't think of one off the top of my head. Got any more details?
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