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She don't like Pavlov's dog.....
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RE: Bunny Jesus says
April 16, 2017 at 12:49 pm
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Bunny Jesus says
April 16, 2017 at 2:44 pm
Bunny Jesus saith: "And I tell you that you are Peter Cottontail, and on this rabbit I will build my church.." Mathew16:18 - Chimp International Version
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Bunny Jesus says
April 16, 2017 at 2:59 pm
Bunny!!!! Heart
It's nice to see you around here. Big Grin
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#14
RE: Bunny Jesus says
April 16, 2017 at 5:47 pm
(April 16, 2017 at 12:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: [Image: Hunky-Jesus-2014-Bunny-Ears.jpg]

Um.... er.... that pretty much did me in.
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#15
RE: Bunny Jesus says
April 16, 2017 at 6:37 pm
Should not have looked for the eggs, you naughty boy.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#16
RE: Bunny Jesus says
April 16, 2017 at 8:23 pm (This post was last modified: April 16, 2017 at 8:24 pm by Ravenshire.)
Since it's Easter...

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Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#17
RE: Bunny Jesus says
April 16, 2017 at 8:32 pm
(April 16, 2017 at 9:04 am)Luckie Wrote: "Hi!"

Its true. I'm a loyal Bunwhovian and Bunny Jesus told me when I closed my eyes the other day to come tell all of you he loves you, and that you should pay your taxes ON TIME, mmk?

Not sure why he mentioned the taxes thing to be honest but I'm sure one of YOU knows why. 

Anyways happy Easter, the day of Bunny Jesus, and know the giant bunny in the sky loves you all! 

(And so do I!) 

XXoxoxoXx
LUCKIE

YAY happy easter
“Love is the only bow on Life’s dark cloud. It is the morning and the evening star. It shines upon the babe, and sheds its radiance on the quiet tomb. It is the mother of art, inspirer of poet, patriot and philosopher.

It is the air and light of every heart – builder of every home, kindler of every fire on every hearth. It was the first to dream of immortality. It fills the world with melody – for music is the voice of love.

Love is the magician, the enchanter, that changes worthless things to Joy, and makes royal kings and queens of common clay. It is the perfume of that wondrous flower, the heart, and without that sacred passion, that divine swoon, we are less than beasts; but with it, earth is heaven, and we are gods.” - Robert. G. Ingersoll


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#18
RE: Bunny Jesus says
April 16, 2017 at 11:00 pm
Rofl M.H., why you so weird?? *trails off as feet rubs take me to bunny heaven..

Yep including the crossdress bunny, a fun time was had by all! 



Well..





Except this one Tongue

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I even got a picture of a church from my friend in India, as she was walking by it.. 
Anyone else but me notice something odd? It could just be me.. 


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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#19
RE: Bunny Jesus says
April 17, 2017 at 4:56 am
(April 16, 2017 at 11:00 pm)Luckie Wrote: [Image: 17966555_1466808323363773_33892249146400...e=594C88CC]

Podium dancing nuns?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Bunny Jesus says
April 17, 2017 at 5:03 am
(April 17, 2017 at 4:56 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(April 16, 2017 at 11:00 pm)Luckie Wrote: [Image: 17966555_1466808323363773_33892249146400...e=594C88CC]

Podium dancing nuns?
God's Go-Go dancers.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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