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It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH!
#11
RE: It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH!
That must be a reference I'm not getting. Should I be embarrassed? Is it something so ubiquitous that there's no reason I shouldn't get it?

Oh, fuck me, how could I forget about Thanos? That bastard wiped out half the universe (but that was largely able to be reversed) with the Infinity Gauntlet. Although that put him at the level of a god, while Rick is only human.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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#12
RE: It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH!
(June 26, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Astonished Wrote: I know it's probably impossible, as the character of Yahweh described in just about any text containing details about this fictional character is guilty of global genocide and further genocides (I can't remember the exact death count but the estimate would embarrass every dictator rolled into one) among other unspeakable wickedness. But I thought it would be fun to try. So, who's worse than Yahweh? Or a runner-up? Just throw out a name and we'll see how they measure up.

I'd like to nominate Rick Sanchez. This man claims to have done something massively destructive 'on a planetary scale' which suggests it rivals that of Yahweh's global flood. Since the exact population of either cannot be determined, it's impossible to say who wrought more destruction, but Rick is certainly a strong competitor right out of the gate.

Then let's consider how he Cronenberged up the world in his own dimension of C-137. While unintentional, that was still a huge dick move on his part and he made no third attempt to try and correct it; at worst he would have killed them all and really, what would have been the difference since he and Morty abandoned it for an alternate dimension where they replaced their dead selves? But this was a planetary catastrophe of at least 6 billion and it's highly dubious that the Yahweh pool party claimed that high of a death count. But then, Rick didn't actually KILL anyone (although if the Cronenbergs were cognizant of what happened to them, I'm sure it would be considered a fate worse than death). It's a bit subjective, but you can certainly chalk up two devastated civilizations to Rick at this point.

Yahweh endorses slavery wholeheartedly. He even says how bad you can beat your slaves. Rick created an entire universe inside a box to run his car battery. While they were for the most part autonomous, they were being deceived and did have to spend a portion of their time producing power for him even though they were capable of benefiting from it too. But the bottom line is, Rick created them to serve him with zero care for them personally, even teaching them incorrectly what the raised middle finger meant, or the meaning of the phrases 'fuck you' and 'blow me'. Yahweh, it can hardly be argued, created us to stroke his own ego in this same way, so we are hardly any less mere playthings than the green-skinned folk in Rick's Microverse. I would say this is just barely more in favor of Yahweh since Rick never actually killed any of them (even his rival Zeep Zanflorp) out of malice or amusement. He did, however, cruelly tell a few of them that their existences were meaningless; actually, that shows more honesty of character than Yahweh, too. Yahweh in this round is worse than Rick, apparently.

I could go on but I'd like to hear what others have to say about either Rick or anyone else they care to nominate. Have at it and have fun!

You're right. This Sanchez guy is a mean dude. What's worse is he didn't even offer us a life of eternal bliss.
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#13
RE: It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH!
Yeah because that makes god less of an asshole
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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(June 27, 2017 at 4:12 pm)Lek Wrote:
(June 26, 2017 at 8:47 pm)Astonished Wrote: I know it's probably impossible, as the character of Yahweh described in just about any text containing details about this fictional character is guilty of global genocide and further genocides (I can't remember the exact death count but the estimate would embarrass every dictator rolled into one) among other unspeakable wickedness. But I thought it would be fun to try. So, who's worse than Yahweh? Or a runner-up? Just throw out a name and we'll see how they measure up.

I'd like to nominate Rick Sanchez. This man claims to have done something massively destructive 'on a planetary scale' which suggests it rivals that of Yahweh's global flood. Since the exact population of either cannot be determined, it's impossible to say who wrought more destruction, but Rick is certainly a strong competitor right out of the gate.

Then let's consider how he Cronenberged up the world in his own dimension of C-137. While unintentional, that was still a huge dick move on his part and he made no third attempt to try and correct it; at worst he would have killed them all and really, what would have been the difference since he and Morty abandoned it for an alternate dimension where they replaced their dead selves? But this was a planetary catastrophe of at least 6 billion and it's highly dubious that the Yahweh pool party claimed that high of a death count. But then, Rick didn't actually KILL anyone (although if the Cronenbergs were cognizant of what happened to them, I'm sure it would be considered a fate worse than death). It's a bit subjective, but you can certainly chalk up two devastated civilizations to Rick at this point.

Yahweh endorses slavery wholeheartedly. He even says how bad you can beat your slaves. Rick created an entire universe inside a box to run his car battery. While they were for the most part autonomous, they were being deceived and did have to spend a portion of their time producing power for him even though they were capable of benefiting from it too. But the bottom line is, Rick created them to serve him with zero care for them personally, even teaching them incorrectly what the raised middle finger meant, or the meaning of the phrases 'fuck you' and 'blow me'. Yahweh, it can hardly be argued, created us to stroke his own ego in this same way, so we are hardly any less mere playthings than the green-skinned folk in Rick's Microverse. I would say this is just barely more in favor of Yahweh since Rick never actually killed any of them (even his rival Zeep Zanflorp) out of malice or amusement. He did, however, cruelly tell a few of them that their existences were meaningless; actually, that shows more honesty of character than Yahweh, too. Yahweh in this round is worse than Rick, apparently.

I could go on but I'd like to hear what others have to say about either Rick or anyone else they care to nominate. Have at it and have fun!

You're right.  This Sanchez guy is a mean dude.  What's worse is he didn't even offer us a life of eternal bliss.

You mean, Rick didn't lie to us about that, so Yahweh gets points for being a dickish liar on top of that.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#15
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Worse...perhaps.

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#16
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The inhabitants of Krikkit were pretty nasty in their intent, but weren't portrayed as evil per se, just nervous about sharing the universe with anyone else.
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#17
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Did someone just say Wop?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#18
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(June 27, 2017 at 5:40 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: The inhabitants of Krikkit were pretty nasty in their intent, but weren't portrayed as evil per se, just nervous about sharing the universe with anyone else.

But that was Hactar's doing. And he only did it because of what the Silastic Armorfiends did to him. And the only did that to him because the tried to STOP them from using the ultimate weapon to annihilate the entire universe.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#19
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I'm afraid that I would be because I just wouldn't give a damn. Turn on the world wide neural neutralizer, Van Gelder your asses, and walk away.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#20
RE: It's Time to Play...WHO'S WORSE THAN YAHWEH!
(June 28, 2017 at 8:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: I'm afraid that I would be because I just wouldn't give a damn. Turn on the world wide neural neutralizer, Van Gelder your asses, and walk away.

I hear ya. Half the shit I see theistic brainwashed goobers spouting here makes me want to hit the button and put them out of their misery even if it means we go with them.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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