10 Questions Biblical Literalists Cannot Honestly Answer

[Mister Agenda]

God calling you should be distinguishable from wishful thinking, IMHO. What kind of God uses messaging that leaves you in doubt as to who called? One that plays games. The Christian God is hard to tell from Coyote.

[Succubus]

 When someone misses your phone call does that mean you do not exist.

GC

For an omniscient, omnipresent entity to miss anything, means he, doesn’t exist.

[Nay_Sayer]

well your flase god either can or can't do it.

Ask Him if you need to know that badly, get the answer directly from Him so this gnawing question that you obsess over want consume you.

GC

I did and FSM has already spoken to me and has given me this message for you.

Reject your false idol and step into the light my child, come into my arms less ye be boiled.

I will pray for you lost lamb.  RaMen

[Astonished]

Anyone want to touch on how fucked up it is that this so-called all-loving god withholds it so strenuously? Anything practicing this kind of conditional love cannot call itself in any way good. So maybe if there is some kind of entity out there, it's nothing more than a malevolent trickster or a supremely unconcerned lazy bastard. What we have to work with is compatible with either, but not a kind, loving, merciful, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent impossibility.

[Godscreated]

 My analogy is quite correct, you missed God's call and just because you missed it doesn't in any way mean god's not real.

GC

If I miss someone's call it shows up in my "missed calls" list. I don't see god's number, so he didn't call. He still doesn't exist. The voices in your head aren't him. And your analogy was still incorrect regardless of how many times you say it wasn't.

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Maybe he should have left a message.  Jesus christ, GC, still with the phone analogy?  That's about as complicated as you can muster, isn't it.  The lord of the cosmos and the entirety of christian tradition, all reduced to a game of phone tag.  Good job.

You'd think god would get with the times. Stop calling (and not leaving any messages) and send me an email!

 God's communication process is far greater than a phone or email. God also speaks to the heart and not the beating muscle in your chest. His messages stays there till you reject it. Simple thing really.

GC

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 When someone misses your phone call does that mean you do not exist.

GC

For an omniscient, omnipresent entity to miss anything, means he, doesn’t exist.

 I'm not sure what you meant by that answer, it's you that misses the call not God. Actually you do not miss God's call, you just ignore it.

GC

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Ask Him if you need to know that badly, get the answer directly from Him so this gnawing question that you obsess over want consume you.

GC

I did and FSM has already spoken to me and has given me this message for you.

Reject your false idol and step into the light my child, come into my arms less ye be boiled.

I will pray for you lost lamb.  RaMen

 A little sauce on the monster and it's dinner.

GC

[Inkfeather132]

If I miss someone's call it shows up in my "missed calls" list. I don't see god's number, so he didn't call. He still doesn't exist. The voices in your head aren't him. And your analogy was still incorrect regardless of how many times you say it wasn't.

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You'd think god would get with the times. Stop calling (and not leaving any messages) and send me an email!

 God's communication process is far greater than a phone or email. God also speaks to the heart and not the beating muscle in your chest. His messages stays there till you reject it. Simple thing really.

GC

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For an omniscient, omnipresent entity to miss anything, means he, doesn’t exist.

 I'm not sure what you meant by that answer, it's you that misses the call not God. Actually you do not miss God's call, you just ignore it.

GC

His communication is clearly not better if he can only communicate with vague feelings rather than with actual words. I have better communication than god. And I can't ignore a message that was never there to begin with.

[Nay_Sayer]

If I miss someone's call it shows up in my "missed calls" list. I don't see god's number, so he didn't call. He still doesn't exist. The voices in your head aren't him. And your analogy was still incorrect regardless of how many times you say it wasn't.

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You'd think god would get with the times. Stop calling (and not leaving any messages) and send me an email!

 God's communication process is far greater than a phone or email. God also speaks to the heart and not the beating muscle in your chest. His messages stays there till you reject it. Simple thing really.

GC

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For an omniscient, omnipresent entity to miss anything, means he, doesn’t exist.

 I'm not sure what you meant by that answer, it's you that misses the call not God. Actually you do not miss God's call, you just ignore it.

GC

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I did and FSM has already spoken to me and has given me this message for you.

Reject your false idol and step into the light my child, come into my arms less ye be boiled.

I will pray for you lost lamb.  RaMen

 A little sauce on the monster and it's dinner.

GC

FSM transcends sauce.  I will pray you become less intolerant of my faith.

RAmen 

[The Grand Nudger]

 God's communication process is far greater than a phone or email. God also speaks to the heart and not the beating muscle in your chest. His messages stays there till you reject it. Simple thing really.

- like a common staph infection. At least you managed to get one thing right, finally. It is simple, awfully simple......

[Astonished]

So let me get this straight...Fuckass thinks his fuckass god's message is in the hearts of young children who are too impressionable to reject it, and then somehow, in spite of being in possession of this certain knowledge, go on to later reject it in spite of there being this absolute proof in their hearts...for what reason, precisely? And more importantly, HOW is this supposed to even be possible? ON EVERY. GODDAMN. FUCKING. LEVEL. Does this bullshit fail. Absolutely unbelievable.

[Godscreated]

 God's communication process is far greater than a phone or email. God also speaks to the heart and not the beating muscle in your chest. His messages stays there till you reject it. Simple thing really.

GC

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 I'm not sure what you meant by that answer, it's you that misses the call not God. Actually you do not miss God's call, you just ignore it.

GC

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 A little sauce on the monster and it's dinner.

GC

FSM transcends sauce.  I will pray you become less intolerant of my faith.

RAmen 

 Won't do you any good, you fake god has whimpy, soft arms and sauce for brains. When you pray you can trust that it won't make it past your ceiling.

GC

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 God's communication process is far greater than a phone or email. God also speaks to the heart and not the beating muscle in your chest. His messages stays there till you reject it. Simple thing really.

- like a common staph infection.  At least you managed to get one thing right, finally.  It is simple, awfully simple......

 Salvation was never meant to be hard, it's equal for everyone so that no one can brag.

GC