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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 8:55 pm
(August 17, 2017 at 8:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Here's a conundrum:
If your house catches fire, do you release the hostages in your basement, knowing they'll run to the authorities, or do you let them perish knowing the fire investigators will find their bodies eventually anyway?
This is, of course, a trick question. You don't keep hostages at your house at all.
They've been here long enough for Stockholm Syndrome to have totally bent them to my will.
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 9:29 pm
(August 17, 2017 at 8:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is, of course, a trick question. You don't keep hostages at your house at all.
-that's what storage units are for.
"Obviously, officer, some degenerate gang has commandeered my unit. You can plainly see all their fetish porn and paraphernalia all over the - oh my god are those people in cages in the corner !?! "
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 9:34 pm
You know how often they hear that ?
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 9:37 pm
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It;s not for their ears, you have to start building your defense from moment one, for the addled individuals who couldn't make it out of jury duty. I guess you could go other ways with it, like immediately confessing to the assassination of a living president, or the repeated sexual abuse of a character from the Harry Potter series?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 9:51 pm
(August 17, 2017 at 9:37 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It;s not for their ears, you have to start building your defense from moment one, for the addled individuals who couldn't make it out of jury duty. I guess you could go other ways with it, like immediately confessing to the assassination of a living president*, or the repeated sexual abuse of a character from the Harry Potter series?**
* November.
** Fridays.
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 9:58 pm
Luscious Malfoy ?
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 10:04 pm
(August 17, 2017 at 9:58 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Luscious Malfoy ?
Why do you think his hair is white?
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 10:37 pm
Assuming that all of my loved ones, friends, acquaintances, etc., made it out of the house, then I'd probably grab a mathematics book along with one of my peacemaking/bridge-building books.
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 10:43 pm
My kid and the box with our family's photos.
Screw saving photos on the cloud, I print mine out. And some are from the 19th century.
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the First 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 17, 2017 at 10:48 pm
1. Tanner Bananer
2. My MBP
3. Phone
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