Ugh, I broke my tailbone about seven months ago. It sucked balls. It may serve no purpose but to cause me pain. However, it is attached to apparently important muscles. When broken or removed, it can cause issues and pain with these muscles, not just the bone. So, I guess it serves the purpose of stabilizing these muscles. That is why it hurts to poop when you have a broken tailbone.
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The Argument From Design
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Shell and painful shits, chapter 1.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (August 3, 2011 at 1:04 am)Rhythm Wrote: Shell and painful shits, chapter 1. You should see Chapter 2. It's called can't shit because of pain medication and the pain associated with shitting. At least, that is what I was told would have happened if I took my pain meds without laxative. I said fuck ingesting anything at all and just deal with the pain. I never thought tailbones could be such pains in the ass. 
I once had chiggers on my foreskin as a child, now you tell me, what kind of penis scabbard is well designed, that's made of meat, and isn't at least chigger proof?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Oh, dear Gandalf. What the fuck is a chigger?
Forget it. I googled it. Not happy about it, but I did it. RE: The Argument From Design
August 3, 2011 at 1:13 am
(This post was last modified: August 3, 2011 at 1:15 am by The Grand Nudger.)
![[Image: chigger.jpg]](http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/841/chigger.jpg/) Uploaded with ImageShack.us http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trombiculidae http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trombiculosis Pleasant little creatures. All a part of god's great design, apparently. (August 3, 2011 at 1:10 am)Shell B Wrote: Oh, dear Gandalf. What the fuck is a chigger? You weren't happy, imagine me.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Rhythm, don't you know that god added foreskin to his grand design just so you could chop it off in an act of devotion? Apparently you didn't get the memo.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
And then added chiggers just to make doubly sure we got the message.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(August 3, 2011 at 1:13 am)Rhythm Wrote: Sheesh, when I got the notification for this post in my email and saw an img link, I was a little scared I might find myself looking at a pic of a chigger infested penis. I wasn't happy I had to look at the fuckers to figure out what you were talking about. Your penis issues do not affect me. However, I do feel mild sympathy for the child you once were. It kind of reminds me of the leech scene in "Stand by Me."
RE: The Argument From Design
August 3, 2011 at 1:27 am
(This post was last modified: August 3, 2011 at 1:32 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Yeah beyond the taboo, notwithstanding the general disinterest of each others genitalia in a broad sense, the practicality of the my particular piece is laughable. (And we all know at least one more drawback of the idea of a meat-shield now)
Bet the chiggers werent discussing how remarkably well designed I was, would seem that to them that I am a flat (enough) surface made of food. SO SAYETH BARRY THE WHITEY! (lol, at "the child I once was", I've been accused of many things, but growing up...never)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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