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It's coming up to that time of year again...

Poll: What will you do for the War on Christmas?
This poll is closed.
I'm going to say "Happy Holidays" to every Christian I meet!
6.90%
 2 6.90%
Is genocide an option this year?
10.34%
 3 10.34%
I'm going to hide until it's over
10.34%
 3 10.34%
There's a war on Christmas?
20.69%
 6 20.69%
I'm going to troll religious websites
0%
 0 0%
Make Christmas trees, not war!
10.34%
 3 10.34%
Did you run out of choices for option 7?
10.34%
 3 10.34%
Fuck off, poll!
31.03%
 9 31.03%
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It's coming up to that time of year again...
The Valkyrie Offline
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It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 7:29 pm
The annual War on Christmas.

I hope all my atheist comrades and colleagues are prepared for the war this year?

We have to step it up a few notches since the US has voted in such an idiot who is promoting ignorance and superstition (whether he truly believes in it or not).

So, what are your plans for the War on Christmas™?

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 7:30 pm
(September 21, 2017 at 7:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The annual War on Christmas.

I hope all my atheist comrades and colleagues are prepared for the war this year?

We have to step it up a few notches since the US has voted in such an idiot who is promoting ignorance and superstition (whether he truly believes in it or not).

So, what are your plans for the War on Christmas™?

To be as much of a bitch as possible to anyone who claims there is a War on Xmas.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 7:39 pm
With Trump's help, for Christmas lunch we're having nuclear fried chicken with glow in the dark peas.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 7:44 pm
Sigh, the war on Christmas gets earlier each year.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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Amarok Offline
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 7:49 pm
Let the Religious Right  Faux persecution circle jerk begin.

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Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 7:50 pm
As is my custom, on X-mas day I intend to drool over various hot hairy hunky man flesh on Tumblr to work up a good rutting urge (lust) and I fully intend to gorge myself on all kinds of delectable goodies and munchies, perhaps while watching the pron I mentioned earlier, additionally, I'll covet my neighbors money (greed) and followed by a lengthy nap to build strength for more sinny hijinks (sloth), I might indulge in some harsh thoughts directed at very as sundry deserving Christians (wrath) . . .


you get the idea.
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 8:11 pm
I don't do it at my plant with employees, but typically when people tell me "merry Christmas", a simple "Jesus was an ass hole baby" typically sets the tone for the rest of the conversation.
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 8:15 pm
Thanks for the reminder.  I've got to sharpen my bayonet.
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 8:21 pm
Had to post this
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 8:40 pm
What's the war on Christmas? Isn't it September?
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