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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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#141
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 21, 2017 at 6:07 pm
(September 21, 2017 at 4:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 21, 2017 at 4:31 pm)Fireball Wrote: Tongue 

Merlin!

Let's see it cast a fireball.

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#142
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 21, 2017 at 6:09 pm
(September 21, 2017 at 6:07 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(September 21, 2017 at 4:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Let's see it cast a fireball.

[Image: german-messerschmitt-bf-109-shot-down-ov...?s=170667a]

Shit. Niinja'd.
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#143
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 21, 2017 at 6:25 pm
But does that count as "casting"?

Looks more like guns causing a fireball to me.

Tongue

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#144
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 21, 2017 at 6:45 pm
(September 21, 2017 at 4:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 21, 2017 at 3:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There was no "apostle thomas" to go to India, dickwad.  Anymore than there was a Friar Tuck or a Sir Lancelot or a Mickey Mouse for that matter.  You are such an ignorant child.

Look up the Nestorians.  They were the xristards who expanded to the East - and they got all the way to China - which isn't bad for a sect which was run out of the Byzantine Empire in the 5th century because they wouldn't buy the dyophysite[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyophysite][/url] horseshit that the Byzantines were putting out by then. 

When the Portuguese arrived in India they shit their pants to find xtian heretics already established!

Sorry, Min.

I have to draw the line there!

No friar Tuck?

Come on.  There are multiple books, movies and TV shows in which he appears.

Next you'll be telling me there's not Merlin!

There's no Merlin, Sweetie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin

Just a fictional character.

Just like fucking jesus.
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#145
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 21, 2017 at 6:51 pm
(September 21, 2017 at 6:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 21, 2017 at 4:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sorry, Min.

I have to draw the line there!

No friar Tuck?

Come on.  There are multiple books, movies and TV shows in which he appears.

Next you'll be telling me there's not Merlin!

There's no Merlin, Sweetie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin

Just a fictional character.

Just like fucking jesus.

Okay, he's based on the character Myrrdin, from earlier mythology.

At least that mythology is more interesting than Christian mythology.

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#146
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 21, 2017 at 11:46 pm
[Image: Merlin-Excalibur.jpg]

How can you deny him and his skullcap?
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#147
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 22, 2017 at 9:25 am
(September 21, 2017 at 3:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Just click......Apostle Thomas in India ..

There was no "apostle thomas" to go to India, dickwad.  Anymore than there was a Friar Tuck or a Sir Lancelot or a Mickey Mouse for that matter.  You are such an ignorant child.

Look up the Nestorians.  They were the xristards who expanded to the East - and they got all the way to China - which isn't bad for a sect which was run out of the Byzantine Empire in the 5th century because they wouldn't buy the dyophysite[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyophysite][/url] horseshit that the Byzantines were putting out by then. 

When the Portuguese arrived in India they shit their pants to find xtian heretics already established!


You are a lot more dumb and asinine that I previously thought son.  Banging Head On Desk

How on hell can the Nestorians have started Christianity in India?  I'm all ears!

There is evidence that Christianity in south India started about 52 AD. while dates tell us that Nestorious lived between 386 and 450 Ad.
How can you be so so so stupid?  Panic

You just spout the usual arrogant garbage without even checking the dates.
Go back to sleep Min.  Bird
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#148
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 22, 2017 at 7:29 pm
Because Min is not a DK poster boy.

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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 24, 2017 at 9:36 am
(September 22, 2017 at 7:29 pm)JackRussell Wrote: Because Min is not a DK poster boy.

Love does not spring eternal here.


Translation please.  Thanks

Unless you mean that the Min is so so stupid and dumb that he doesn't know what he is talking about? Smile
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#150
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 24, 2017 at 2:52 pm
(September 24, 2017 at 9:36 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 22, 2017 at 7:29 pm)JackRussell Wrote: Because Min is not a DK poster boy.

Love does not spring eternal here.


Translation please.  Thanks

Unless you mean that the Min is so so stupid and dumb that he doesn't know what he is talking about?  Smile
Yeah, you are right, Min is the problem on this site.
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