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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 18, 2017 at 7:26 pm)Succubus Wrote: I'm done with the retard.


Thanks for admitting that you have failed.  Jerry

So it appear that the Romans never went to south India to spread Christianity as you said.  Cat
I already knew that Succu.  Bird

After I caught Mathilda red handed spouting two dogmas now I caught you with one more dogma.  Indubitably

Don't you feel shameful?  Panic
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Meh - I wouldn't call him a retard. You're insulting people smarter than him when you do that.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 18, 2017 at 7:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'd explain it to you but you are too fucking dense to understand.

Goes with the territory of believing in fucking bullshit.

Sucks to be you.


It appear that you try to pick up the pieces of a failed attempt by your mate Succu and try to put these brocken pieces together, do you?

I got bad news for you son.  Panic
It will not work.
Just click......Apostle Thomas in India .....in you search engine and you will find countless evidence that demonstrate that Thomas spread Christianity in India rather than the Romans as Succu said.

Unfortunately I know that an imbecile of your kind will not do that.  Lightbulb
Area 69 must be more attractive to you I guess?  Smile

(September 19, 2017 at 7:08 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Meh - I wouldn't call him a retard. You're insulting people smarter than him when you do that.


Is not strange at all that every time you guys lose an argument (And that happen every time Banging Head On Desk ) you try to put up a rag of decency by calling names.

It doesn't works woman.  Banghead
It never did and never will.
It only highlight your total stupidity.  Smile
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Go DIAF asswipe.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 19, 2017 at 11:56 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Go DIAF asswipe.


Everybody knows that is typical of losers to resort to calling names and swearing.  I'm all ears!

You just confirm that.  Hi   Indubitably  Banghead  Jerry
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
This is still going on? Jesus fucking Christ.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Quote:Just click......Apostle Thomas in India ..

There was no "apostle thomas" to go to India, dickwad.  Anymore than there was a Friar Tuck or a Sir Lancelot or a Mickey Mouse for that matter.  You are such an ignorant child.

Look up the Nestorians.  They were the xristards who expanded to the East - and they got all the way to China - which isn't bad for a sect which was run out of the Byzantine Empire in the 5th century because they wouldn't buy the dyophysite[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyophysite][/url] horseshit that the Byzantines were putting out by then. 

When the Portuguese arrived in India they shit their pants to find xtian heretics already established!
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 21, 2017 at 3:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Just click......Apostle Thomas in India ..

There was no "apostle thomas" to go to India, dickwad.  Anymore than there was a Friar Tuck or a Sir Lancelot or a Mickey Mouse for that matter.  You are such an ignorant child.

Look up the Nestorians.  They were the xristards who expanded to the East - and they got all the way to China - which isn't bad for a sect which was run out of the Byzantine Empire in the 5th century because they wouldn't buy the dyophysite[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyophysite][/url] horseshit that the Byzantines were putting out by then. 

When the Portuguese arrived in India they shit their pants to find xtian heretics already established!

Sorry, Min.

I have to draw the line there!

No friar Tuck?

Come on.  There are multiple books, movies and TV shows in which he appears.

Next you'll be telling me there's not Merlin!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 21, 2017 at 4:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 21, 2017 at 3:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There was no "apostle thomas" to go to India, dickwad.  Anymore than there was a Friar Tuck or a Sir Lancelot or a Mickey Mouse for that matter.  You are such an ignorant child.

Look up the Nestorians.  They were the xristards who expanded to the East - and they got all the way to China - which isn't bad for a sect which was run out of the Byzantine Empire in the 5th century because they wouldn't buy the dyophysite[/url] horseshit that the Byzantines were putting out by then. 

When the Portuguese arrived in India they shit their pants to find xtian heretics already established!

Sorry, Min.

I have to draw the line there!

No friar Tuck?

Come on.  There are multiple books, movies and TV shows in which he appears.

Next you'll be telling me there's not Merlin!
Tongue 

[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolls-Royce_Merlin]Merlin!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 21, 2017 at 4:31 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(September 21, 2017 at 4:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sorry, Min.

I have to draw the line there!

No friar Tuck?

Come on.  There are multiple books, movies and TV shows in which he appears.

Next you'll be telling me there's not Merlin!
Tongue 

Merlin!

Let's see it cast a fireball.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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