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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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RE: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
October 8, 2017 at 6:59 pm
(October 8, 2017 at 6:57 pm)Joods Wrote:
(October 8, 2017 at 6:57 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I prefer the Dove Dark Chocolate Ice Cream Bar because they at least provide a stick.

Real men don't need sticks. Tongue
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#32
RE: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
October 8, 2017 at 6:59 pm
(October 8, 2017 at 6:57 pm)Joods Wrote:
(October 8, 2017 at 6:57 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I prefer the Dove Dark Chocolate Ice Cream Bar because they at least provide a stick.

Real men don't need sticks. Tongue

But would you go out with a man who didn't have a stick?

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#33
RE: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
October 8, 2017 at 7:02 pm
There is simply no boundaries as to what I would do.
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#34
RE: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
October 8, 2017 at 7:02 pm
(October 8, 2017 at 6:59 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 8, 2017 at 6:57 pm)Joods Wrote: Real men don't need sticks. Tongue

But would you go out with a man who didn't have a stick?

Wink

Sure...he doesn't pose as a threat at that point Big Grin
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#35
RE: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
October 8, 2017 at 7:28 pm
(October 8, 2017 at 6:57 pm)Joods Wrote:
(October 8, 2017 at 6:57 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I prefer the Dove Dark Chocolate Ice Cream Bar because they at least provide a stick.

Real men don't need sticks. Tongue

I need mine. And I fucking love my stick. I use it regularly. And vigorously.

Wait what? We're still talking about ice cream? Oh . . .
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#36
RE: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
October 8, 2017 at 7:30 pm
I was always referring to sticks....

Everyone else has their minds directly in the gutter.
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RE: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
October 8, 2017 at 7:32 pm
You'd worry what was wrong with me if mine wasn't in the gutter Tongue
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#38
RE: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
October 8, 2017 at 7:40 pm
This is true.
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RE: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
October 8, 2017 at 7:49 pm (This post was last modified: October 8, 2017 at 7:50 pm by Fireball.)
(October 8, 2017 at 7:32 pm)Hammy Wrote: You'd worry what was wrong with me if mine wasn't in the gutter Tongue

Hey! Pick yours up so that mine can float by!

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#40
RE: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
October 8, 2017 at 7:52 pm
Mine is always up.
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