(November 1, 2017 at 3:27 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Oh, trousers. Now I get it. Over here pants and vests are underwear.
Damn mormon.
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Lets talk about your pants
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 Damn mormon. 
I just bought a pair of jeans and I'm going to get some more of them. They're stretch fit so there's no restriction when moving but they look as good as normal jeans. I think I heard Joe Rogan talking about these jeans on his podcast because I remember him saying something about flexible jeans he felt he could wear and still be able to kick someone in the head, and I think these must be the type.
The brand is Diesel which I was pretty happy about because that's the brand I set out to buy. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason.  
Spell it properly first, then we might have a bit of common ground...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (November 1, 2017 at 3:39 pm)Industrial Lad Wrote: Jeans or Khaki's. I don't think there's anything special about the way I put them on or take them off. Suspenders are the way to go then.
Right - doughnuts at ten paces! No armour!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (November 1, 2017 at 3:52 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Or if you don't have suspenders, braces will do. Yonks ago, on a trip to America, my then-girlfriend and I were queueing up for something or other, and I heard a little boy ahead of us complain to his mum, 'My fanny itches!' I wasn't half puzzled... Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
There's an episode of M*A*S*H, which I remember on first showing, in which Hawkeye threatens to spank Hotlips on the fanny...
And that sentence construction makes it worse.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I usually wear shorts.
They have to be short enough that if I want to take a leak I can just pop me old fella out the bottom without taking the shorts off. Putting them on I just put one foot in each hole, jump up in the air and fall into them. Taking them off I just pull them down and step out, unless I'm doing a show for someone, in which case I also swing them in the air above my head like a lasso. |
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