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man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
(November 3, 2017 at 6:54 pm)Tizheruk Wrote:
(November 3, 2017 at 6:46 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: That is a common explanation among people who study lions and have witnessed this behaviour and noticed that it seems to invariably lack the yowling orgasm that  accompanies legitimate mating.

But oddly enough other species do

Very true.
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
I suggest Mutua take his Bible, get up real close to these two queer lions, and give them a good counseling!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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(November 3, 2017 at 7:01 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I suggest Mutua take his Bible, get up real close to these two queer lions, and give them a good counseling!

Maybe he's just afraid God won't pacify the lions like he did with Daniel.
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
(November 3, 2017 at 1:15 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: So, Mutua has never been to Detroit?

(November 3, 2017 at 7:06 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(November 3, 2017 at 7:01 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I suggest Mutua take his Bible, get up real close to these two queer lions, and give them a good counseling!

Maybe he's just afraid God won't pacify the lions like he did with Daniel.
Good instinct!
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
Jaysus, I would mortgage the house to see Ezekiel Mutua go into the lion enclosure, and begin telling the lions, 'Now, you see, the proper way to have sex is...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.........'

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(November 3, 2017 at 7:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Jaysus, I would mortgage the house to see Ezekiel Mutua go into the lion enclosure, and begin telling the lions, 'Now, you see, the proper way to have sex is...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.........'

Boru

Hey! No teeth! I said no teeth! Ahhhhhhhh.......
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
Funny thing I just discovered, there's another famous animal native to Kenya which not only has a well-documented history of homosexuality:






Surprisingly, studies show that homosexual acts among giraffes may actually be more common than heterosexual.
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This thread has to win the Funniest Thread Title Ever Award
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First they got Kermit, now Simba?  The gaygenda is taking alot of ground lately.
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
(November 3, 2017 at 1:38 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(November 3, 2017 at 11:31 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Wow what an idiot.


Someone should work that into the title of a new thread.   Big Grin

99% of them would be about Trump Tongue
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