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(November 19, 2017 at 8:48 am)Brian37 Wrote: Why did the nuclear powered book store go out of business. Well, might not have been a good idea to name it "Barns & Chernobyl".
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Barns
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(November 19, 2017 at 10:20 am)Fireball Wrote:
(November 19, 2017 at 8:48 am)Brian37 Wrote: Why did the nuclear powered book store go out of business. Well, might not have been a good idea to name it "Barns & Chernobyl".
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Barns

Ye imaginary entities! Though I am interested in all aspects of sci-tech stuff like that boggleth my mind!
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Got a new sundial, but it's crap. It keeps time okay, but it doesn't say if it's AM or PM.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(November 21, 2017 at 12:55 am)Cyberman Wrote: Got a new sundial, but it's crap. It keeps time okay, but it doesn't say if it's AM or PM.

You think that's a problem? I'm ex-military, try finding one with a 24hr dial!
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Hey, don't knock the sundials ...

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It sort of defeats the purpose if it's not solar powered.
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(November 21, 2017 at 5:50 am)ignoramus Wrote: Hey, don't knock the sundials ...

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I want one! Ingenious!
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Years ago, I came up with a design for a portable sundial. I don't want to give too much away in case I become Elon Musk II with it; but it used clockwork and a built-in lamp in place of the Sun.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Also, moondials are a thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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My new cowboy satnav arrived this morning. I took it for a test drive in South London. It gave me a route in Tooting in good time.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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