OMG, I keep getting mistaken for a woman.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Not face to face, but over the phone. Even with my mom, when she was alive, over the years I would answer and her friends would say, "Hi Jane".

But no matter what business I call, 99% of the time when the associate responds to me they say, "Yes Mam".

He he he, oh well, what can you do.

I just called Fed Ex because I am expecting a package. And just like Travelocity and Qantas, every single one of them said "Yes Mam" at first until I told them I was male.

You gotta set aside the ABBA and channel your inner Barry White, bud. Speak from your diaphragm and no one will mistake it.

[Brian37]

Not face to face, but over the phone. Even with my mom, when she was alive, over the years I would answer and her friends would say, "Hi Jane".

But no matter what business I call, 99% of the time when the associate responds to me they say, "Yes Mam".

He he he, oh well, what can you do.

I just called Fed Ex because I am expecting a package. And just like Travelocity and Qantas, every single one of them said "Yes Mam" at first until I told them I was male.

You gotta set aside the ABBA and channel your inner Barry White, bud. Speak from your diaphragm and no one will mistake it.

Um phoooy, you are born with a range of your vocal cords, I am not going to fake my voice. I speak naturally I feel no need to force anything. Cant get enough of ABBA baby.

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

I used to have that problem as well but i lost my voice at some point because of yelling and such

[Little lunch]

When I was travelling through Vietnam I had hair down to me arse.
From behind I was constantly being called Madam.
So when I travelled through Malaysia and Indonesia a few years later I grew a giant beard.
It worked. I went from being madam to the wild man of Borneo.
Even the descendants of head hunters were quick stepping out of my way. :-)

[Brian37]

I cant stand a beard for me, too itchy.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

'Mistaken'?

Boru

[Thumpalumpacus]

You gotta set aside the ABBA and channel your inner Barry White, bud. Speak from your diaphragm and no one will mistake it.

Um phoooy, you are born with a range of your vocal cords, I am not going to fake my voice. I speak naturally I feel no need to force anything. Cant get enough of ABBA baby.

I can respect that, ma'am.

[vulcanlogician]

I cant stand a beard for me, too itchy.

There is an itchy "phase" when growing a beard. After a few days, it stops itching.

[Little lunch]

I've heard they can be itchy around the inner thighs.

[Mr.Obvious]

Not face to face, but over the phone. Even with my mom, when she was alive, over the years I would answer and her friends would say, "Hi Jane".

But no matter what business I call, 99% of the time when the associate responds to me they say, "Yes Mam".

He he he, oh well, what can you do.

I just called Fed Ex because I am expecting a package. And just like Travelocity and Qantas, every single one of them said "Yes Mam" at first until I told them I was male.

We are te same, you and i. People on The phone always think i'm a woman too. Sometimes even after i correct them. It's become a running gag amongst my coworkers.