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What do you want you're headstone to say?
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 25, 2018 at 9:19 pm
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 12:00 am (This post was last modified: January 26, 2018 at 12:02 am by The Grand Nudger.)
"Hey Fellas....Watch This!" "I have an Idea!"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#43
RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 12:03 am
(January 26, 2018 at 12:00 am)Khemikal Wrote: "Hey Fellas....Watch This!"  "I have an Idea!"


- the Unknown Darwin Award Winner
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 12:08 am
"Hold My Beer"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 12:27 am
"When I die, bury me face down so the world can kiss my ass."

Bury me with my ass sticking out of the ground, so that my kids have a place to park their bikes when they come to visit. Tongue

Not sure how to put that on a headstone, though.
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 12:30 am
For lolling out loud .. you're killing it.
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 12:38 am
Okay..okay, enough monkey business......

"Queen of Battle Follow Me"

-or

"Because My Ranger God is Always Here!"

"Rock me, rock me, rock me rock steady!"

"Shake, Rattle, and Roll Errybody, Ha-Ha!"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#48
RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 1:06 am
Attendees at your wake are really in for a treat, aren't they?
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RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 1:14 am (This post was last modified: January 26, 2018 at 1:18 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I want a living wake, lol. Shit yall...I know imma die....., let's have it next tuesday.

But, supposing I'm dead...if there aren't at least three unplanned pregnancies as a consequence of my wake..it's an abject failure...and I wouldn't attend such a lame party.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#50
RE: What do you want you're headstone to say?
January 26, 2018 at 1:19 am
"You're standing on my face. There ... we're even."
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