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You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 11:12 pm
Nor do I.
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 11:16 pm
(January 26, 2018 at 6:51 pm)Tiberius Wrote: When you've been here since the beginning. Member #1 bitches!

YKYBOAFTL when Tibs post count seems kinda low for him to be an Administrator here . . . .
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 11:18 pm
(January 26, 2018 at 7:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: You find yourself yearning for the next great POE or Troll.

Yesss!!
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 11:19 pm (This post was last modified: January 26, 2018 at 11:21 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(January 26, 2018 at 11:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Most I've made anywhere.  And I was in the top 10 of a defunct science board ages ago.

Before I came here I was producing content for an nrcs internal message board.......they didn't even have kudos or rep......  Sadface.
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 11:25 pm
I hadn't encounted 'reps' or 'kudos' before I came here. Took me a while to issue them very often. We even had a topic on that some time ago and I realized how below average I was in passing out accolades here. Just never encountered it before.
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 26, 2018 at 11:41 pm
(January 26, 2018 at 6:17 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(January 26, 2018 at 5:28 pm)Joods Wrote: They refuse to make you a moderator because they think you might have "anger" issues. Dodgy


GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!!!  You've got to be kidding, you?!

What was your first hint? 🤣😂
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 30, 2018 at 10:12 am
When every sock account you make gets banned within an hour or minutes...
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 30, 2018 at 10:26 am
(January 30, 2018 at 10:12 am)Steamed Hams Wrote: When every sock account you make gets banned within an hour or minutes...

I'm pretty sure that if you weren't such a constant shit stain on the underwear of life, you could probably be a decent poster. Alas - your hatred for anyone who isn't a white Anglo-Saxon male, keeps you from being a worthwhile and decent human being. 

But carry on. You do you. The rest of us will be mature, thoughtful and decent humans on this earth championing for those you hate so much.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 30, 2018 at 12:33 pm
(January 30, 2018 at 10:12 am)Steamed Hams Wrote: When every sock account you make gets banned within an hour or minutes...

You are a particularly stubborn little yeast infection, aren't you?
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RE: You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
January 30, 2018 at 1:21 pm (This post was last modified: January 30, 2018 at 1:27 pm by Mr.Obvious.)
When zenklassen has become part of The furniture.

Also, when muhammad, jesus and Joseph Smith come over unexpectedly and sit you down for an intervention.
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